If you don't mind me asking, what will you do when the wars starts and Luna politely asks you to surrender?

We really hope that won’t happen. We are trying to obtain definitive proof of Celestia’s wrongdoing, something shocking enough to help Luna past Celestia’s manipulations. If We fail in that endeavour, however, We have resigned Ourselves to the fact that Luna may have to be restrained, temporarily, for her own good.

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(( Is anybody able to get on Ponychan? ))

((ooc: Looks like some dang fool let their domain name expire. Or possibly just server trouble, but my bets on the former.))

The pod opens, And out floats a small figure, trembling as if it were its first glimpse of light, it looked sad, confused and terrified at the same time. The first thing you noticed is the storm coming out of the back of its head and the restraints on its arms. The CCU however notices the figure and franticly tries to bolt. Somewhere in the back of your head you hear a soft, frail, and trembling voice speak* Voice: Please, PLEAsE stop what you are doing. I Don't want to hurt anyone.

*Nightmare Moon pauses for a moment.* WHAT IS THIS? *She turns to the CCU.* YOU WOULD SEND A CRIPPLE TO FIGHT US?

Okay, here goes. *takes a deep breath* Ah was in the forest with mah friends when a Heartless attacked us an' we ran away an' somethin' happened an' ah was rescued and taught about keyblades and stuff but it got Scootaloo an' now ah need ta find it so ah can rescue her an' possibly Sweetie Belle too but ah don't know where it got off to! So can ya help me?

*She thinks for a moment.* We can send guards to search the Everfree for signs of them. If We knew where they were being held, We could teleport there immediately and free your friends.

Mam that is classified , Come with me now.

And if We refuse?

Sorry to burst your bubble but , you have to come with me , you have no choice.

Why? Who sent you? *Her eyes narrow.* Are you a spy?

((Forgot to hit the anon button)) *shakes his head* I don't no where that came from.

Well, maybe you were hit by a sudden irresistible desire to go to space. We’ve heard that happens to some ponies sometimes.

Ah came ta find out where the Heartless that took mah friends went! It was in the forest, and it's a creature of darkness. Those are your domains, right?

Yes, they are both Our domains. *She sighs.* But We must admit We do not know everything that goes on in them.

Tell Us all about what happened, and We will help. We owe you that much for what you have done.

You are more powerful than you seem, but Slaanesh destroyed most of the Eldar's "Gods". I'm sure the same fate could easily befall you. You cannot compare to the might of Chaos.

You know, following Our attempted destruction at the hands of the Elements of Harmony We were forced to spend close to two years without a permanent physical body. It was very inconvenient.

Even if they outclass Us in terms of raw power (which We doubt but admit is possible) Our freedom to act in the material world without needing mortal hosts would give Us an unsurpassable tactical advantage.

Farmed wildlife? Thats mostly a myth. They only farm Chickens and Cockatrices. Appearantly their eggs are a delicacy in Koalastralia. So the fleet will be here shortly.

Ah, no. We were referring to their vast collection of deadly serpents, sharks, and spiders. We were thinking of building a number of needlessly complicated and easily escapable death traps, and snake pits, spider pits, and shark tanks are all classics.