((Submitted by Quiethoof))
;-; Can I hug you?
Give Luna your hugs, not Us. *She starts crying slightly.* She’s the one that deserves it.
Think carefully on ya questions. 29-A, created by ya /dear/ Arcel. Ya sister gave me tuh name "Andra".
You… You’re the one Luna calls daughter. *Her entire demeanour changes.* What can We do for you?
Hi. I am Aurius Rivendare. You might know me from classics like "Troll Ponies 4" and who can forget "Who trolled Roger Rabbit". I am here for what you call a .. blood pact.
A blood pact? Why, and on what terms? Oh, and no, We don’t know you from anything. We do not keep up with popular culture.
?:Allow me to tell a happy tale. Oh yes, when you did that it fused me with this wall, oh how I wretched, struggled. But soon I stopped, and looked at the moniters. Only one thing was showing you, and your 'families' faces. I watched them for a long, long time. When I stopped, I found Rodgru, oh how we fell in love. It was slow at first, but, before you know it. You've had kids and Here years later. We survive. Oh! Were are my manners! Odiron, Jaydrin!~ Bow and meet our guest! *Nothing happens*
…You are clearly insane, so We will give you another chance to answer. What. Is going. ON!?
*The shadowy shape finishes twisting itself into a large reptilian form, about the size of Nightmare Moon, just as she hits it; it struggles against her, and it suddenly becomes invisible, though this doesn't hide it from NMM since it's still attempting to grapple with her. Apple Bloom turns around at the sound.* Uh, Nightmare Moon? What are ya doin'?
*Nightmare Moon fumbles around, trying to get a lock on the creatures throat, which is rather difficult given it’s invisibility.*
*She manages to pant:* Creature…. invisible…
*glares*
Avenger? Weren’t you dead? *Sniff* No, you’re not the Pink Avenger. Who are you, and why are you impersonating Our dearly departed friend? Think carefully on your answer…
Admittedly no, I would not kill Celestia.
And that is why We cannot offer you this job, or any other. Our goals run contrary to those of your teacher, and We cannot trust you to put aside sentiment and harm her.
We can supply all that. How does a contract to the tune of 5 million bits sound?
As for details, you will be required be an eyewitness to events We will stage, and loudly proclaim that the ponies involved are not just actors.
I see, hmm.
When will this be? I do have a busy schedule after all. Lots of Apothecary things.
Plus I have to watch over a certain Necromancer. Which if I am not mistaken you may have been involved in the creation of. Just saying.
We can arrange the events for whatever time is convenient for you.
The job will take you to a rather seedy part of Manehattan, to a building used by criminals for highly unsavoury purposes. Highly unsavoury purposes. You will require an appropriate cover story. We originally planned to give whoever took the job a private investigator’s licence and the story that they were investigating allegations of a straying husband visiting a brothel, but perhaps as a member of the guard you can work out something better.
*Laughs* Yeah right! ME! King of Equestria. That's a good one, although I've come to tell you some good news, you'll be getting a sister in law.
So, you are marrying the raven, then? …Has she mentioned anything about Us, by any chance?
