That is exactly what you can help Us with! Only a handful were to die, the sun-hag and her most ardent supporters! A swift, decisive action ending the war nearly bloodlessly and almost as soon as it begins.
Tell Us where in your timeline We went wrong!
ask-nightmaremoon started following you
tuhpinkavenger started following you
Celestia: My my, we’re certainly getting a lot of followers.
Luna: …..
Hello, Luna. As always, seeing you is the highlight of Our existence.
*Glares at Celestia.*
They are in Arcel’s care, in a safe place, while We develop the Final Solution for the alien invasion problem.
Yes, yes, the cold war. Future Arcel already warned Us that Our decapitation strike against the Celestial forces wioll haven be (or whatever the proper conjugation for this situation is) a failure. We are taking steps to correct the problem, and in fact would find your future knowledge invaluable in finding the proper solution.
You wish to join Our cause. Very well then. *Her horn glows for a moment.* You are an immortal, We take it? Then We will only require your oath, no pact or ceremony needed.
*She tosses her ten bits, then slams the door. She immediately goes around behind the house, levitates the pizza up about 100 feet, and blows it up.*
((ooc: The Shadowbolts are magical constructs and don’t require food. She assumed it was a poisoning attempt.))
…We will give it to him then.
*She takes the pizza.* What is the charge?
Well, ‘Not Celestia’, as most ponies don’t realise (but Celestia really should have by now, making Our estimate of her intelligence drop by about fifty points) the sun is an extremely inefficient source of energy. By Our estimates, if the sun was deactivated and the resulting matter used to power reasonably efficient fusion reactors, it would supply all the energy needs of ponykind for 80-100 trillion years, including heating, lighting, grow lamps for food, and any other conceivable use ponies could set it to. Compare this to the sun’s mere 10 billion year lifespan, and you can clearly see Our plan will make things far better for all Equestria.
Oh, and, dear 'Not Celestia’, if you see Our sister, tell her she must cut back at those galas of hers, as she has gotten simply tremendous. They will have to widen the castle’s doorways if she isn’t careful.
Luna considers you her daughter. That is all We need to know. Whatever you require, if it is within Our power We will deliver it.
