Hey, if you really can’t tell anypony then you’re getting free venison, and if you can We’ve covered Our plot. What do you say?
Other that We are willing to start shooting whenever he’s ready, and that despite any fictions being told about Us Our ‘no bestiality’ clause remains firm, no.
…Awkwardly, at the moment.
If you hear any rumours that We had sex with an alligator, know that they are damnable lies of the highest caliber, and We suspect the ponies telling them would be actively on fire at this moment if they wore pants.
*Nightmare Moon has recently agreed to star in a pornographic film. She considers sending you a thank you card for the free advertising, but decides against it.*
No, We don’t care if she told everypony. Everypony knows she’s Our enemy, so We can say she just did it out of spite.
So, if We get you 150 pounds of prime venison, will you keep this our little secret?
Oh, BUCK!
What do you want to keep things quiet?
…What does one bribe an alligator with anyway? Meat? Do you want meat? We can get it for you, in exchange for your silence.
*Nightmare Moon tugs again on the thread, and the two of them are whisked into the void between worlds. Applebloom hears voices at the edge of her perception, whispering unknowable things.*
Don’t open your eyes! This will pass soon!
Yes, We received the other will. There were no hints about the project, but the admission that We modified her mind strikes too close to the truth. We will have to preform a full investigation on the matter.
Hello, Lunar. Pinkie brought over some balloons for you and your sisters. Share, okay? *She hoofs him the bundle of balloons.*