The moon is not made from cheese. We aren’t sure how that little story got started, but it is mostly composed of carbon-silicon rock formations and helium ice.

We may consider it. What are your qualifications? Do you have any previous executive experience?

We saw the one that was running a joint blog with Luna. Has another one appeared?

We thought you’d see reason.

*She teleports out, then back in however long it took her to down, clean, and dress a twelve-point buck.* Here you go, this should be at least 150 pounds.

…You know, We don’t have to deal with you nicely. We could just compel you not to tell anypony. It’s purely out of the kindness of Our heart that We’re offering you a gift.

We cannot believe it. It’s simply shocking the lengths some ponies will go to for a bit of gossip.

Yes, they were quite flattering. Thank you for advertising Our upcoming film for Us.

gummythetoothlessalligator:

relena-dark:

((Which Avenger? Not Pink, right?))

(( This is Avengermod, so OBVIOUSLY all the Avengers ))

((ooc: Gummy’s a one joke character. You’ll get bored with him and either drop him or have him develop a terrible case of Cerberus Syndrome.))

No, We don’t have any business with aliens with delusions of grandeur.

…Quite. We understand some ponies got out of hand. A shame.