
*Gummy knows what you did last night*
LIES!!!! ALL OF IT, LIES!!!!!!!!
((ooc: Because different species can have many and varied sorts of organs, and you should really know what genitals your partner has when writing an RP sex scene, even a joke one.
And I really did think they had spines, before I looked it up. Snakes have spines.))
We don’t have the slightest idea what you’re going on about.
Nope, only one.
((ooc: Alligators don’t have hemipenes. Yes, I looked it up and checked. See what I make myself do for you ponies!?))
*Gummy drags the meat away, slowly. Gummy winks at Nightmare*
Good doing business with you, alligator We’ve never met before.
How should We know?
Not spiny like expected.
Ah. We had heard that several ponies had been so indiscreet to engage in public bestiality.
Any rumours that We were one such pony are damnable lies and blasphemy, however.
Since the film (and possibly photobooks) will be intended to function as propaganda, We will be using Our real name.
We hope they will give a new meaning to ‘Submit to the authority of Nightmare Moon’ that young stallions (and some mares) thoughout Equestria will be eager to follow.
We are very sure absolutely no incident occurred, but if you must the tanks are in the secure storage section, tunnel S-0451. Just be sure to leave your corpses where they can be disposed of properly.