So, this is a definite no? Not a "Ah'm sayin' no but ah mean do it as soon as possible" no? Ah could make it look like an acciden'. Tuh katana jus' /fell/ on her~

No, this is an actual ‘no’. Even if We could do it without Arcel finding out, it would mean We weren’t confident in Our marehood. We wouldn’t be able to live with Ourself.

Thank you. *nuzzles her lightly*

*Nuzzles back.* You are most welcome.

We just thought of something. You, presumably, know her tastes. Could you look through some housing catalogs, pick out a nice mid-range mansion for Us to buy her?

Ooooh. Yuh need me t' take care of her? Ah have no morals, anymore.

No, no, nothing like that. It’s very tacky to kill you’re consort’s mistress, and besides, Arcel would have a fit if We did anything like that.

We’re just going to pay her off. Buy her a nice house somewhere secluded, give her an allowance to help raise the foal, that sort of thing.

Hi!

Hello, Soarin. How are you?

((ooc: OMGWTFBBQ YOU’RE BACK!!!!!!!!))

What did he do? CAW!

Well, as you know We give him a large degree of latitude when it comes to relationships with other mares. However, it seems he’s been neglecting to take certain precautions.

That's not the one I know. Haven't you heard of the whole "myself from alternate dimension" thing? Or are just believing what you want to believe?

No, We weren’t claiming Molestia is Celestia. After all, We have seen them at the same place together. However, We are claiming that Molestia is a creation of Celestia’s repressed emotions, just as We are a creation of Luna’s repressed emotions. A mind that could create something like Molestia cannot be a healthy one.

Ah don' approve, but ah CAWn't stop yuh. What does Arcel say?

He isn’t happy with it, of course, but he understands why We’re doing it. Besides, in light of his recent ‘indiscretion’ he really doesn’t have much basis to complain.

ask-twilight:

tricksterzoru said: It’s a rumor. Been disproved already.

No, that was last month. This is today. Apple has reported that Steve Jobs is dead. I saw it on the news just now, they gave a press conference about it.

((ooc: The BBC’s running it on their breaking news page, so if it is a hoax it’s a very good one.))

None of your foals are named Twilight? That's disappointing. Though considering I kind of ruined your plans it's understandable.

We did mention your suggestion to Arcel. He agreed wholeheartedly it was not wise.

Please tell me tuh truth, Ya Highness. Fuh tuh sake of our frien'ship. Why are yuh marryin' CAWrona? Ah suspect it's 'CAWse then yuh have a legal CAWlaim t' tuh throne?

…Look, you won’t tell Corona, right? Yes, We’re marrying her to cement Our claim to the throne.