No, this is an actual ‘no’. Even if We could do it without Arcel finding out, it would mean We weren’t confident in Our marehood. We wouldn’t be able to live with Ourself.
*Nuzzles back.* You are most welcome.
We just thought of something. You, presumably, know her tastes. Could you look through some housing catalogs, pick out a nice mid-range mansion for Us to buy her?
No, no, nothing like that. It’s very tacky to kill you’re consort’s mistress, and besides, Arcel would have a fit if We did anything like that.
We’re just going to pay her off. Buy her a nice house somewhere secluded, give her an allowance to help raise the foal, that sort of thing.
Well, as you know We give him a large degree of latitude when it comes to relationships with other mares. However, it seems he’s been neglecting to take certain precautions.
No, We weren’t claiming Molestia is Celestia. After all, We have seen them at the same place together. However, We are claiming that Molestia is a creation of Celestia’s repressed emotions, just as We are a creation of Luna’s repressed emotions. A mind that could create something like Molestia cannot be a healthy one.
He isn’t happy with it, of course, but he understands why We’re doing it. Besides, in light of his recent ‘indiscretion’ he really doesn’t have much basis to complain.
tricksterzoru said: It’s a rumor. Been disproved already.
No, that was last month. This is today. Apple has reported that Steve Jobs is dead. I saw it on the news just now, they gave a press conference about it.
((ooc: The BBC’s running it on their breaking news page, so if it is a hoax it’s a very good one.))
We did mention your suggestion to Arcel. He agreed wholeheartedly it was not wise.