You were Luna once? Care to talk?

We were part of Luna, once. What do you wish to speak about?

Hay, Ya Majesty, wanna hang out~?

Certainly. What did you have in mind?

I should warn you. Abaddon may not be as "diplomatic" as I was, if he enters your dimension. Fortunately, only my Sorcerer and I know how to use the warp to travel to other dimensions. That does not mean they won't find out eventually.

The recent invasion has made Us realise all the more how vulnerable Equestria is to hostile aliens. We have redoubled Our efforts to equip a modern military force. Should Abaddon invade, he will find Us no easy prey.

A lovely portrait of Us, submitted by Dark Shadow.

A lovely portrait of Us, submitted by Dark Shadow.

Do you know if there's ever been Demon Hunters in Equestria?

That depends on what you mean by ‘Demon Hunters’. There are a few keyblade wielders around, and there used to be an outpost of the Empire of Equus’ Ordo Malleus stationed here. Oh, and Spike used to babble something about the Order of Demon Burners, but We think that was just part of some sort of fantasy role-playing game.

Nightmare, don't listen to the anons, the truth is its traditionally you're supposed to wait until marriage to have sex at all. *nods*

Are you quite sure? We know you tend to be somewhat… old fashioned, when it comes to things like this. Might the tradition have changed without you realising it?

biological weapons?

Yes, for Our assault on the Dark Dimension. We’d determined the best way to harm Dormammu was through his worshippers, and a few plagues would thin their ranks nicely.

You promised us Night Eternal and you failed us :'(

Do not give up hope. The Night That Lasts Forever is still on its way. It’s merely… delayed, is all.

Dormmamu is beaten, his Father has retaken the Dark Dimension and the war is over, thank you for help

…What are We going to do with all these biological weapons, then?

*surprise exorcise* BEGONE FOUL DEMON!!!!! THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP COMPELLS YOU!

*Nightmare Moon rolls her eyes and sighs, then swats him away with her mane.*

Really, if that worked everypony would have tried it by now.