Mocking Luna is worse?
Much worse. We can take a joke, but Luna is sensitive.
Your Majesty, what festivities are planned for Nightmare Night?
AnonymousWe never liked Nightmare Night. We always felt everypony was mocking Us, and worse, mocking Luna.
We’ve tried to repurpose the night a few times, introducing new traditions. This year We’ll be holding a grand display featuring some of the most terrible monsters from throughout Equestria and beyond.
Um, you mean sex? CAW! Sex is possible. *whispers* Apparently it's better.
Really?… Have you tried it yet?
I'm still in a mindfuck. (He sighs to himself.) I heard you were looking for somepony. I also heard about the photoshoot. Most would be murdered by Corona by the time, but she can't kill one of Oblivions' embodiments. She can only wound me.
We don’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about. Why would Corona want you dead?
Yes, We’re having a photo shoot, and yes, We’re marrying Corona.
My energy is born partly of Faltine, so my exsistence depends on it, and you could destroy the inhabitants but not the Dorammu, his fahter and of the like or the Dimension itself, all the attempt would serve is to antagonize Sinifer, whose power is on par with Galaxiour's
So turning the planet into a scorched wasteland would have no use then? Good to know.
I um… recolored this… im very new too photoshop but… I think it looks much better not…
This… interesting portrait was submitted by, of all ponies, Fluttershy.
We think she’s trying to tell Us something. Of all the Elements, We really never expected this from Fluttershy. Rarity maybe.
How would you describe the current infrastructural capacity for, effectiveness of and maximum effect range on the air defenses of Moon City?
Currently, Moon City is guarded by a linked array of CIWS emplacements, boasting dual 25mm revolver cannons with a combined fire rate of 166 rounds per second. Exact range and effectiveness statistics are, of course, classified, but they have demonstrated the ability to intercept incoming air-to-ground rockets and cruise missiles. Any unauthorised pegasi would be cut to ribbons the moment they entered Our airspace.
Hey, take it easy. And who the hell are "We"? There's lots of arrogant pieces of crap like you?
We are royalty, and are thus entitled to speak of Ourselves in the plural. By what right to you justify your arrogance?
*hovers next to her* It's pretty fun, but ah miss bein' a pony. An' ponies keep callin' me dead. Ah'm not dead!
You look like the classical image of a ghost, so We can understand why someponies might get confused about that.
We’re curious, how… ‘functional’ is your new form, if you get Our meaning?
*Gummy is hungry*
gummy-the-toothless-alligator:
*is confused by what Gummy means by ‘literally’ in this context.*
*Gummy thinks you know. You both literally suck on straws when you’re drinking milkshakes*
*Nightmare Moon’s dirty mind forces her to assume Gummy is using some sort of euphemism, and thinks that while she freely admits to liking the occasional ‘milkshake’, she never thought Sturmpony was into that kind of thing.*
