(Soarin)
You sleep with Arcel? But I thought you were in love with Corona!
Just because We are *Sigh* ‘in love’ with Corona doesn’t mean We’ve fallen out of love with Arcel.
If she is the most powerful sorcerer in your realm, the rest must truly be pitiful.
She does not yet recognise the potential within herself.
As a mere child, in a moment of unrestrained magic she managed to alter the pace of time and transmute living organisms. Imagine what that power would be capable of if properly channeled.
*blinks* Concubine? *looks up official definition, jaw drops*.. few legal rights.. w-what? You would register me in a position where I lose all my status and most my rights?!?
It will be the safest position for you after Our marriage to Corona. With you registered as Our property, she would be unable to make any complaints, legal or otherwise, against you for sleeping with Us.
We swear to you a solemn oath that We will not abuse the power the position will grant Us.
But... you hate Celestia, and if Corono is like the Celestia version of you, then doesn't she hate Luna? How will that work?
We’ll make it work.
Somehow.
I think you overestimate the power of this "Twilight".
Twilight Sparkle is the single most powerful mortal unicorn of this age, and possibly of all time. While as a goddess We outclass her, We cannot act against her personally for fear of forcing an engagement with Our sister before the time is right.
Oh, come on! There's no need to kill me. I haven't foiled any of your plans since then and in this universe I haven't touched Arcel. And you're getting married to somepony else, anyways!
Just because We’re getting married to somepony we definitely love and do not hate in any way, doesn’t mean Arcel’s not still with Us. Right after the wedding We’re formally registering him as Our concubine.
How resistant are you to hostile spells? Sprites seem to Us to be creatures of magic, and unless you have some kind of spell resistance We’re not aware of, Sparkle would wipe the floor with you.
Try levitatin’ me, an’ see.
All right. *Tries.*
