Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

I was told from a friend that you're hiring, is that true?

We are always hiring ponies with the proper skills. What sort of position are you interested in? There are plenty of vacancies in the guard at the moment.

NMM, are you still in there? You haven't come out in days.

pannacottaflan-deactivated20111

Yes, We’re still here, and it hasn’t been days. Selecting a proper outfit takes time, that’s all.

Okay, how does this one look. *She’s wearing a more decorative version of her classic armour, with inlayed scrollwork.*

you there -poke- wwhats wwith the stupid baldness

thegreatandpowwerfuleridan-blog

WE. ARE. NOT. BALD!!!!!!!!

I'm bored so here is a random question for you and I want you to be honest with me. If I were to suddenly pop into your dimension right in front of you, what would you do to me? ~ Mr.B

Anonymous

That depends. Are you still a human, or are you a pony?

oh look a giant hoofbeast you look glubbin ridiculous in that plastic armour wwhy are you wwearin it anywway

thegreatandpowwerfuleridan-blog

Wouldn’t you like to know.

Wait, you look familiar somehow… Do you know Eridan? The pony that works for Vriska?

so what do you for fun?

Anonymous

Well, We enjoy plotting, scheming, planning, and occasionally laughing maniacally.

We also enjoy eating chocolate and drinking wine while watching an experimental film and cuddling with Arcel.

Well... there is the nickname *whispers the name so quietly, she can't hear it*.

steed-storm

Now, now. Speak up. If We don’t hear it, We’ll just have to assume the worst thing We can think of.

*looking over the laws still, approaches nightmare, nervous* Umm.. I.. I have been looking into it.. a-and.. I guess the license wouldn't be the worst thing.. *swallows nervously* I-if I can get the right kind.. i-i won't even have to worry about the normal.. required minimum to keep it. *looking around, hopes no one else is hearing this* (ooc: private or public response, up to you how bad things will be for Arcel in the future if it happens XD)

mythic-swirl

Oh, don’t worry about having a regular customer base. We’ll finance your ‘place of business’, and, as your boss, will make sure you’re too 'busy’ with Us to see any other clients.

Boltstorm: Oh and have i ever told you that you remind me of some fellow called “the fallen”?

We are aware of over 40 melodramatic types who use that moniker. You’ll have to be more specific.

This portrait was submitted by Illipony. Unlike most pictures featuring Us being friendly with the sun-hag, this one inspires… ideas.

We wonder if Celestia would be up for a road trip…