This adorable little sketch was made for Us by the Classic Pink Avenger. Thanks, Avengy!
My good queen, I must protest. You've reigned a thousand years upon the lunar surface, and you do not have a single Luna-to-Terra delivery mechanism installed! Why, think of the look on your sister's face when she realizes that you could, at any time, drop by for a visit! ...with a kinetic energy rivaling the sun itself...
AnonymousWe’ve considered ways to use the moon as a weapon. We decided that no strategic benefit is enough to justify despoiling Luna’s moon.
Everyone stops answering my questions after I mention penis in them.
Stallions can get a little… insecure around mares willing to discuss sexual matters freely. It’s just a fact of pony psychology.
But I like penis. :<
And so does almost every mare. But stallions become unsure of themselves if they know mares are thinking about their penises. It gives them performance anxiety.
Starspray: heh, you look evil, even for a pony.
Our evil look has been carefully cultivated to intimidate ponies, who We can then order to do what’s best for everypony.
Everyone stops answering my questions after I mention penis in them.
Stallions can get a little… insecure around mares willing to discuss sexual matters freely. It’s just a fact of pony psychology.
... It's Moon S... Moon Sl... I-I can't do it, It's just plain rude! DX But anyway, I'm sure you have many good qualities despite us being on different sides, so I don't think you deserve to be called such things!
Oh, that old name? We’ve been called that for over 1000 years. Some stallions feel intimidated and inadequate around a dominant mare. We understand.
Only if you count yourself stupid and LET yourself be run. What do you expect us to do run the place for yourself? No, honestly we would be willingto agree on your terms, buuut you haven't really given a basis-agreement to work on.
…If it will make you go away, give Us a copy of your revised terms and We will look it over.
