Oh. Now we'll continue our photo shoot then. But first.... *Goes outside and hangs a sign saying "Hiring Stallions who can show off"*
Er, Mistress Moon? Is it okay iff'n yuh don' order me t' perform sexual acts too often? Pokey doesn' really like it~
We will never order you to do anything that makes you uncomfortable. Or at least nothing sexual, We reserve the right to, say, order you not to assassinate the Zebra that’s going to stop by later.
*swallows, glances around, whispers an amount of business to her that is definitely above his normal comfort zone, a combination of rates, hours a month, and the such*.. I-i can now say I know more about Equestrian Tax law then I am comfortable with now..
Really? That much? Even with regeneration we’d start having to worry about chafing at that rate.
Is there a license that would require less activity? We’ll see if We can track anything down.
How bug is your clit?
AnonymousOur clitoris is not an insect.
Assuming you meant ‘big’, it is of average size for a pony of Our body type.
Call me Deimos. Consider me a former Solar Paladin, who has seen the stupidity in serving a princes such as Celestia.
So you have come to Us looking for work, then?
wwhale seein as i am eridan yes i knoww eridan but i dont wwork for no glubbin nooksucker landdwweller like vvri -poke- an fine youre not bald sheesh
Really? The Vriska We know has 10 trolls working for her, one of whom is named Eridan.
Then again, We’ve never actually seen him do anything other than get in shouting matches with Zim, so it’s possible he’s just a moocher that follows his superiors around.
I should warn you that there is a daemon that will likely threaten your realm soon. He is not allied with me though, in-fact, he wishes my death. His plan is to consume the souls of beings in various dimensions and become god-like in the process. I would advise that you be vigilant for signs of his presence.
We shall be watchful.
What sort of daemon is it? What is its portfolio?
Nightmare, would you mind if I take some time off for my honeymoon?
Of course.
Do you have a destination in mind?
Hey Nightmare^^ Too bad you couldn't make it to the wedding... I've got some wedding cake if you want it though^^
Thank you. We’re sorry We missed it.
I would probably end becoming a pony from the journey into your world like you mentioned would happen some time back. ~ Mr.B
AnonymousHmm… We’d probably have you locked up for a while, while We did some checks. We can’t be too careful about strange beings entering Equestria, you know.
Afterwards, if you checked out okay, We would set about showing you around Moon City, hoping you’d realise all the fabulous things We’ve managed to do with what was once useless wilderness. That might help you understand Our way of thinking.
