Oh, really? The other Eriden just sits on his rump all day being useless, while Vriska runs all sorts of special projects for Us. Even the shouty one has proven himself more useful than other Eridan.
That’s more a property of Our armour than a property of Our mane. We can’t stand helmet mane, so We worked up a few simple enchantments that make Our helmet porous to Our mane while solid to everything else.
We have a cage in Our castle that prevents magic from being used within it. It isn’t… healthy to stay in it for too long, but a few hours while we talk some sense into her shouldn’t be too dangerous.
The only problem is how to lure her into the cage.
…You realize the planet would FREEZE SOLID without sunlight, right?
Yeah! This is why I don’t like it when people support Nightmare Moon.
How many times to We have to tell you ponies that We totally have that problem solved already!
I don’t see why so many people dislike Typewryter so much. Sure he can get out of hand at times, but he usually realizes it some time later. The only part I don’t get is how the hell he made a huge ass castle for him to live in right on the edge of Ponyville. -anon
((ooc: He doesn’t own it. He’s the live-in curator of a museum in Ponyville that happens to be in a castle, just like Twilight’s the live-in librarian in a library that happens to be a tree.))
We thought you’d want to, which is why We must specifically forbid it.
He is the leader of a local Zebrican militia. We are signing an agreement to supply his followers with arms, in exchange for certain concessions, concessions that will get broader and broader as his war drags on. By the time he wins We’ll own him, so don’t mess this up for Us.
Arcel is a pony We met following Our escape from the moon and separation from Luna at the hands of the Elements of Harmony. He approached Us with questions, and over the course of events We became quite close.
We do have some ability to control a ponies mind. Generally, the orders We give have to be reasonable to the pony in question in order for them to be obeyed. We had access to a more broad-spectrum mind control method, but it has since been lost to Us.
As for your final question, We are now a single entity, though formerly a part of Princess Luna. Our use of the majestic plural is simply a way to add a proper sense of regality to Our speech.
There was a special courtesan’s license that used to be available 1000 years ago that permitted the holder to select an exclusive clientele. Is there any mention of it in modern laws?
Just regular brushings. Mostly, it’s all natural.
We don’t know why it’s starry and prehensile, just as Celestia doesn’t know why there’s a perpetual wind blowing through her mane. It just is.
Very well. Ask your questions, and We will answer.
You know, this is how We first met Arcel.
