Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

mareinthemoonx:
“ ask-nightmaremoon:
“ asksoarin:
“ Luna turned into Nightmare Moon.
Thing got worse, Bro.
I’ll just hide in this cloud.
”
*Pops her head up in the cloud.* Did We ever give you the ‘you break her heart We break her spine’ speech? We...

ask-nightmaremoon:
asksoarin:
Luna turned into Nightmare Moon.
Thing got worse, Bro.

I’ll just hide in this cloud.
*Pops her head up in the cloud.* Did We ever give you the ‘you break her heart We break her spine’ speech? We usually give that speech or it’s many, many variants to Luna’s coltfriends…
Please…don’t break anyponys spine

Of course, Luna. By your request, no spine breakage. Shall We prep the rotating knife room instead?

arborgreen:

ask-nightmaremoon:
asksoarin:
Luna turned into Nightmare Moon.
Thing got worse, Bro.

I’ll just hide in this cloud.
*Pops her head up in the cloud.* Did We ever give you the ‘you break her heart We break her spine’ speech? We usually give that speech or it’s many, many variants to Luna’s coltfriends…
Different Luna.
*Eye twitch*

Luna’s Luna. It doesn’t matter to Us.

asksoarin:

Luna turned into Nightmare Moon.
Thing got worse, Bro.

I’ll just hide in this cloud.

*Pops her head up in the cloud.* Did We ever give you the ‘you break her heart We break her spine’ speech? We usually give that speech or it’s many, many variants to Luna’s coltfriends…

Really, I was expecting getting locked up and tortured or something. Then again I haven't really done anything horrible to you, so I guess that makes sense. ~ Mr.B

Anonymous

Despite the rumours Celestia spreads about Us, We do not imprison or torture ponies that don’t deserve it.

A surprising number of ponies do deserve it, but as a visitor from another world We’re willing to assume your innocence until you prove otherwise.

I believe it was once a Khornate Daemon, but it now has attributes from several types of daemons. I think it has consumed many lesser daemons to achieve this. Also, it is a daemon that I had defeated once when I was loyalist, it must wish revenge. It is much more powerful than before, but I think it's arrogance could be used against it.

xavar-thechaoslord-deactivated2

We’ve always had a way with the servants of Khorne. Should it attempt any action in Equestria, We will attempt to turn a threat into a profitable ally…

Excuse me, powerful overlord, will you bear my children?

Anonymous

Fill out these forms, and put a sample in this cup. If you meet the rigorous screening requirements, We may use your DNA in Our Artificial Pony Program, which is the closest you’ll ever get to Us having your foals.

baldy i could provve to be more useful than eight of vvri an you knoww it

thegreatandpowwerfuleridan-blog

How, exactly? What can you do?

[==> You go and get a VODKA TONIC, and decorate it with a LEMON SLICE, before floating back over to Her Highness and GIVING Her the drink] Hope yuh like it~

rennysama-deactivated20160409

Thank you. *She takes a sip.* We almost asked for it with a slice of lime, but We know how you feel about limes.

W-well, n-not that I have found-.. wait.. *closes eyes* O-one of my clones just came across something like that.. *sighs* Minimum clientele of.. at least 5 customers.. I.. I can think of 2 that I wouldn't mind.. you and.. well.. ya.. *looks away* It would be the easiest to maintain though..

mythic-swirl

Duskrage still has her fake citizenship papers, so that would make three, and the Avengersprite would make four if We ordered her to. That just leaves one.

Even if somepony has a contract, that doesn’t mean they’d actually have to sleep with you, does it? Because We know of somepony We’d trust to hold a contract and not use it.

What is your biddin', my Great Mistress? [==> You are really getting into the spirit of this slave thing. Your biggest fetish must be the idea of being owned.]

rennysama-deactivated20160409

Hmm… fetch Us a vodka tonic, would you? With a lemon slice.