I think kids are adorable! ^_^
Adorably deliciouss, in my opinion. Wait, no that doessn’t really make ssensse now doess it…
And that is why you’ll never meet my foals, Sylvester.
An understandable reaction.
We will be introducing Our triplets to him, once they’re old enough. As future deities they will have to learn not to fear the monsters as mortals do.
(( Oh god I’m so torn between ships dfgbgfbgf ))
((H…hire a second captain…?))
(( Ohh yoooou ))
((ooc: Go with the Tenchi Solution, and turn your ships into a flotilla.))
Of course, care will have to be taken not to turn a sleepover into an orgy. We don’t think the fifth mare We have in mind would like that very much.
No, thank you. We just got started on a vodka tonic.
We don’t especially care how ponies refer to Us, so long as it is with the proper reverence. Miss Moon is fine, if you dislike formality. Otherwise, it is ‘My Lady’.
Well, We aren’t the right one to judge the attractiveness of non-ponyoids, but pony Eridan is not the most attractive of ponies. A C- at tops. And what is ‘white science’ anyway?
If you don’t mind them.
Your body no longer has a negative reaction to the colour green?
That doesn’t sound too bad. We’ve never had a sleepover before, and having one once a year with some close friends might be fun.
No, Luna, we love you! I feel safer under your watch then I did when it was only Celestia.
Really? You wouldn’t be worried about me going on rampages, or anything?
Of course not! Everypony with half a brain must know you only kill things that deserve it!
Aren’t I your Luna?
You’re Our Luna, but other Luna is also Luna, so We have to help her too if We can.
Luna turned into Nightmare Moon.
Thing got worse, Bro.
I’ll just hide in this cloud.*Pops her head up in the cloud.* Did We ever give you the ‘you break her heart We break her spine’ speech? We usually give that speech or it’s many, many variants to Luna’s coltfriends…
Please…don’t break anyponys spine
Of course, Luna. By your request, no spine breakage. Shall We prep the rotating knife room instead?
R-Rotating Knife Room?! Nightmare… I-I thought I was your friend…!
You were Our friend. We thought you were the most entirely okay stallion in Equestria. But then you went and broke. Luna’s. HEART! We’re going to flay you alive now…
Any last w- BWAHAHA you should have seen the look on your face! Nah, We’re not going to kill you. We have to give you a hard time for breaking up with Luna, though, so We thought a good scare was in order.
