*thinks*.. hmm.. not exactly.. *idea pops into head, blushes heavily, shakes head* My brain is trying to make me die of embarrassment it seems.. it suggested that I advertise or put an open call out for a place in it.. *blinks again, face hooves* Dear Luna.. is this how it happens.. is this why it seems like I have a harem in the future?
We don’t think that’s a good idea. The whole purpose of this is to limit it to ponies you can trust. A public call will bring in the scum of Equestria.
*Sniff.* Yes, you are. Or at least another time lord.
You’re much younger than the Doctor We know. We suppose We shouldn’t say anything more about that, though. Spoilers and all that.
They won’t calm down
alcapony:
Because theres art
and there’s trolling Doc.
This isnt art.
((ooc: Yes, but the best way to deal with a troll is to ignore them. Leave them alone and they’ll be stuck with themselves, which is worst punishment you can give most of them.))
*Blinks a few times*.. umm.. well.. that is an interesting choice.. m-maybe if we can't find a more suitable pony.. I don't think she is to much a fan of mine, or likely to agree to such a contract..
We will ask her what she thinks.
Did you have somepony else in mind?
ALL HAIL NIGHTMARE MOON! *appears very happy* how are your majesty?
Well enough as can be expected, thank you. How are you?
Truely! Thing about it is that A. When he moves throgh our dimensional plane, we can only see a CHUNK of him, yet it still moves. and B. the contract I have given to you it has signed! But of course we really don't know what it looks like.
As a deity and a member of the royal family, We can ‘see’ distortions in the quantum foam, allowing Us to determine the true shape of 4+ dimensional beings.
Since you are adamant we must have a treaty, perhaps you’d be interested in some sort of research pact.
I can act as a bodyguard if you wish
No.
We’ve done background checks, and We’re afraid We’re going to have to decline your application for membership in the guard. You are too intimately tied to extra-Equestrian forces that may present a security problem or conflict of interest.
.. N-nightmare.. w-who is the last mare you had in mind?
We were thinking of asking Vriska. We think We can trust her not to abuse power she’s been given.
Would you be comfortable with her?
((ooc: Incase anypony hasn’t realised it by now, NMM is a terrible judge of character.))
My Lady Nightmare Moon, you say that you are the true queen of Equestria. Who usurped your power and what happened?
Celestia. She refused to cede the throne to Us when we presented her with proof of her incompetence to rule, and banished Us and poor Luna to the moon.
We will need a bodyguard over the next few days. We may be meeting with several unsavoury elements, and need somepony We can trust to back Us up.
