((ooc: This might make it easier.
Anyone recognise it?))
So sexy... I want a piece of that.
Hmm… We don’t want to ruin Our friendship with other Soarin…
Can We put you down as a ‘maybe later’?
Lookin sexy as usual princess?
Hello, second new Soarin We’ve met today.
Yes, We are quite sexy today, aren’t We?
So there's absolutely nothing I can do to make you hate me less?
We’ll think about it, but don’t hold out too much hope.
Oh hello, Queen of Darkness. How should I respond to you now haunting my shadow?
Do not fear Us. We’re good friends with the other Soarin, and have hopes of becoming good friends with you.
We have tried to gain the notice of our Queen of day but alas we are ignored. The Night Goddess does not judge. She protects us From the light so we serve her threw the night. We would serve if it were asked. Our lady of the Night we do adore. How could this one serve in the military of ponies?
Well, We had for a while been training some of Our guards as spider cavalry, but it turns out the genetically modified fireproof giant spiders We’d been using were sterile and had limited lifespans. If some of you would be willing to be teamed with some of Our elite guardsponies, together you’d make a powerful rapid strike force.
What if I told you that there was a pony who managed to obliterate an embodiment of Discord with their magic? Would you consider them a threat?
Possibly. Not every unicorn could manage that, but if that’s all they could do they’d be far from unique.
Who do you mean?
What do you think of Discord? I think your way scarier then him.
As We’ve expressed several times in the past, for all his power he’s just a rascally clown with no direction or foresight. If he hadn’t been re-stoned by the Elements he’d likely have found himself a pawn in Our little game with the sun-hag.
I would ask you where all your arrogance comes from, but it is obvious that it comes from the fact that you are a manifestation of the "negative" emotions of a god-like being.
Yes, yes, We’re sure the Chaos Gods look quite impressive to their worshippers, but on the scale of the WSOGMM they’re really mid-range powers.
If it comforts your ego any, they’re much higher on the cosmic totem pole than beings like Cthulhu and Dagon.
