He likes blowing them, then putting bubble soap on his hooves so he can catch them without popping. He worked it out all on his own.

*Nightmare Moon’s knee pops loudly as it disjoints.* Come on, you can do better than that!

By mutual agreement of all parties involved, We must inform you that absolutely nothing sexual happened at Luna’s bachelorette party.

((ooc: Not at all. NMM does act that way, though.

Fighting off a being on the scale of a major deity in direct combat (like one of the Chaos Gods, Dormammu, or Trigon) would probably take decades, and leave vast swaths of Equestria uninhabitable for generations. A primordial (like Nyarlathotep) would almost certainly defeat them, and something like Azathoth could destroy Equestria on a whim.))

You haven’t forgotten, have you? With the other Twilight? She’d just saved Our life, and We thought We owed her a favour.

The cage negates magic only when it’s closed. We’ll leave the door open a crack, then shut it the moment the teleport completes.

We try to stick to some sort of middle ground. So long as it won’t harm them, We’ll permit them anything, but Our word is still law in Our house.

((ooc: In mythology, gods can only ever be challenged by other gods, and even then, for example, Zeus couldn’t hope to challenge Hades on his home turf.))

We’ll do some research, but the old standby of the purification spell would likely work.

We’ll bring Philemon with Us this time. He’s better equipped to deal with a pony’s mindscape than We are.

We told Arcel he can’t have sex with you except for that one time. We’ll hold Ourselves to a similar arrangement.