I believe you're a nice pony. I also believe you'll eventually go stop wanting to bring eternal night for various reasons. And I believe that you're the one who who can stop the fanatics of the Lunar Republic as well as those of the Solar Empire who I don't believe actually get any orders from either Luna or Celestia, but rather act on their own, believing they do what Celestia or Luna wants them to do, but actually just soil their good names with what they do.
Anonymous
Well, of this, We agree with you that the Lunar Republicans are a bunch of short-sighted madmares. Their general uselessness at getting anything done, however, means that they rarely attract Our attention.
*takes the toy, and sits in front of Nightmare, sucking on its' tip* Mmmm~ *bobs her head down the length of the toy, having clearly done this before. A lot.*
We’ll leave you two alone to get acquainted. Just clean up after you’re done.
*Nightmare Moon leaves.*
I would try asking her if I could find her tumbler, I'm sure I'll find it eventually. I have also realized that I've been giving you ideas for your planned takeover, I think that charm of yours is affecting me XD. ~ Mr.B
Anonymous
You can find her here.
You are not alone. Numerous ponies have been swayed to Our way of thinking by Our charm.
So many don’t believe that. You brainwash two ponies, and all of a sudden that’s the only reason why anypony might be following you!
How do you receive funds for your operation? I assume you have to pay for all you are doing.
Well, the sources of funding We can make public come from major stashes of artefacts and gems We’d had the foresight to conceal 1000 years ago.
((ooc: The sources of funding she can’t reveal are several hundred billion bits stolen from various financial institutions and investors throughout Equestria via pyramid schemes and wire fraud.))
((Palcomix and My Little Pony doesn't mix well. Your opinion NMM?))
((ooc: I already gave my general opinion on anything of this nature here.
All humans have a fundamental right to draw, write, or otherwise create any work of fiction they desire. This right is utterly inalienable.))
so, I get you want to take over equestria. Yet, you control your own empire on the moon from what I gather, and you're engaged, yet you're having an affair with someone who is a parasprite or something, but also a robot.... dear god, why does my brain want to revolt at this situation?
Ah, so the rumour mills have been active, We see.
We currently control a semi-autonomous state in the Everfree forest known as ‘Moon City’. We are engaged to be married to Corona Blaze, but have chosen to retain Our former relationship with Mythic Swirl. The Avengerbot’s more like a friend with benefits.
Something big? An' squirty?
We think We have something that might fit the bill.
*She rummages around for a moment, then comes back with an anatomically correct stallion dildo, complete with testicle reservoir.* Here you are.
Even if you believe that about griffon's and zebra's Spiders really? what next bats and pumpkins I mean I know Halloween is coming but really...
Anonymous
Any sapient that demonstrates a willingness to aid ponykind is welcome under Our banner. Only those species that have repeatedly demonstrated their harmfulness to ponies will be exterminated.
No. You’re just too small for Us to see sexually. Sorry.
If you really need something, We’d be happy to lend you anything in Our ‘toy’ chest.
Anonymous
Welcome to a very exclusive club, with only [Whatever the population of Equestria is] members!
