We’ll have to show Arcel. The pony We ordered it from created a perfect likeness.

Spitfire plushies are available as official Wonderbolts merchandise. Moon City Toy Emporium carries them, as well as Gilda and Soarin plushies.

This is a place of governance, young lady, not a brothel.

Go down to the barraks. If you can pick up somepony who’s off duty, We won’t stop you.

We ordered it specially, but if there’s a demand for them We could make a bulk order and sell them in the Moon City gift kiosk.

((ooc: I kinda want one IRL. And a NMM plushie too, of course.))

Kind of, yes.

Philemon described it as hating another so deeply that you become too emotionally invested in your hate to actually kill them, and then the whole thing sublimates into sexual attraction.

Half the time, We don’t have the slightest idea what Philemon’s talking about.

It arrived a little while ago. *She shows it off.* Isn’t it adorkable?

*Squeehug!*

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SEATBELTS EVERYONE!

((ooc: Anybody else remember the Magic Schoolbus video game?

Looking back I’m sure it was actually terrible, but I played that shit for hours!))

A work of fiction. No such spell exists.

However, the forces involved are very real, and could threaten thousands if the process was attempted in a populated area. If you know of somepony attempting such a thing, We will aid you in stopping them.

Yes. Like reading, however, We rarely get the time.

Hmm… You seem like an intelligent pony. How would you like to join a few of Our researchers on an expedition?