*Her horn glows for a moment, and shiny green arrows appear on the floor.* There you are.

You’re better off asking Arcel for the specifics, it was at his request that We permitted it.

Very well. *Her technicians start removing access hatches.* We’ll be suppressing your consciousness during this, since We’re not sure if this will hurt or not.

*She pokes the Avengerbot with her horn. From the Avengerbot’s perspective, the sun jumps forward almost a quarter of the way across the sky and the technicians vanish.*

How do you feel?

ask-twilight:

ask-nightmaremoon:

askbutterscotch:

SEATBELTS EVERYONE!

((ooc: Anybody else remember the Magic Schoolbus video game?

Looking back I’m sure it was actually terrible, but I played that shit for hours!))

((I had two, one in a volcano and one under the ocean, but the ocean one would never launch.))

((ooc: I had the ocean one and the human body one. The ocean one was a bit dull, if I remember, but the human body one had a ton of minigames, including one where you got to drive the bus, with a first-person view and everything.))

ziddia:

Because I’m seriously considering scrapping my jailbreak to get it. It looks fucking amazing from the shots on the Apple website.

Please don’t bitch to me about how your download fucked up and it bricked your iDevice and it’s a waste of time. Unlike most people, I know a lot about Internet servers and how stuff works. I also know that it’s impossible to brick an iDevice (well, it has been managed, but only when someone tried to create a new jailbreak and it failed).

Thanks!

((ooc: It’s not bad.

There were a few updates early on in the iPhone’s life that Apple designed intentionally to brick devices using certain 3rd party firmware patches, but jailbreakers have gotten sneakier and Apple doesn’t care as much anymore, so it’s not likely to happen again.))

We prefer to think of it as ‘within range of an artillery strike should the need arise’.

Yes.

There might have been the small issue of the firebomb We planted in her boutique, but Karkat said the best way to start a hatedate was to grab the upper hand.

They have the other Wonderbolts too, but Spitfire by far is the most popular one.

The Gilda plushies are okay, but the company that made them outsourced to some Zebrican factory, and they’re a bit shoddy and fragile.

Well, We still have a bit of one on Rarity.

We tried going on a date. It… didn’t work out.

Well, most of you aren’t Our enemies yet, and while We’ll crush you like a tiny insect the moment you inconvenience Us, in the mean time there’s no need to be rude.