arborgreen:

[Yes] Fear sunlight?

[Dunno] Fear fire?

[Dunno] Fear silver?

[Dunno] Fear religious symbols?

[Dunno] Fear religious leaders?

[No] Sleep in a coffin?

[Dunno] Require daily contact with their native soil?

[No] Have a horribly mutated appearance?

[That doesn’t even make sense. No.] Sparkle in the sunlight?

[Dunno] Transform into a wolf and/or bat?

[Dunno] Transform into a snake?

[No] Control a horde of zombies?

…I’ve not been doing a lot of testing of his powers yet…

Well, without knowing more We can’t say for sure what the outcome would be, but We can try to cure him, as a favour to Starbuck. He told Us you’re his friend.

We’ll need to contain him, and run a few blood tests before We can begin. Do you think you could convince him to stop by Our castle?

Celestia’s power would not diminish. Despite myths to the contrary, her power does not increase or decrease depending on whether the sun is shining.

(Arbor)

…Well, you might have heard since half of Ponyville knows now… *Sigh* …But my son, Julius, has been turned into a vampire… I was wondering if you knew of any way to reverse it?

Possibly, depending on the specific type of vampire. To save time, could you fill this out? *She hoofs him a sheet of paper.*

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Please check all that apply.

Does the vampire in question:

[] Fear sunlight?

[] Fear fire?

[] Fear silver?

[] Fear religious symbols?

[] Fear religious leaders?

[] Sleep in a coffin?

[] Require daily contact with their native soil?

[] Have a horribly mutated appearance?

[] Sparkle in the sunlight?

[] Transform into a wolf and/or bat?

[] Transform into a snake?

[] Control a horde of zombies?

We can supply that.

Do you have launch facilities lined up? Ours are still slightly rubble-strewn.

delponies:

ask-nightmaremoon:

delponies:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Just spill it! Things will go faster if you just get it out.

Oh sweet mother of Luna, I don’t even remember what I wanted to ask you TnT

*Nightmare Moon borrows two nearby guards for the rare and dangerous 5x FACEHOOF COMBO.*

I’m sorry but now i have to pee…do you got a bathroom or?

Down the hall, first door on your left.

delponies:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Just spill it! Things will go faster if you just get it out.

Oh sweet mother of Luna, I don’t even remember what I wanted to ask you TnT

*Nightmare Moon borrows two nearby guards for the rare and dangerous 5x FACEHOOF COMBO.*

Just spill it! Things will go faster if you just get it out.

alcapony:

according to my Dash

my blog does not exist anymore.

((ooc: Tumblr’s been acting really weirdly for me too the past couple of days. I keep getting new followers but my follower count remains static, it consistently shows the wrong number of messages, and it randomly logs me out periodically.))

Yes? Go ahead.

*Nightmare Moon grins widely at this.*

We see he’ll be getting two shocks, then.