(Philosopher of Equestria)
Nightmare Moon, my friend has filled out the necessary checklist pertaining to her vampirism (transcribed verbatim):
[] Fear sunlight?
[X] Fear fire?
[X] Fear silver?
[X] Fear religious symbols?
[X] Fear religious leaders?
[] Sleep in a coffin?
[] Require daily contact with their native soil?
[X] Have a horribly mutated appearance?
[] Sparkle in the sunlight? HELL NO!!!!!!
[] Transform into a wolf and/or bat? (Does Mist count? I can turn into that.)
[] Transform into a snake?
[] Control a horde of zombies?
“Um… as for my appearance under these bandages, I have scars my mane is patchy, oh, and my flanks are scaly now… and for some reason, I can walk out in sunlight with out a problem.”
Hmm… Your friend’s symptoms are not consistent with any major subspecies. Can you tell Us how they got infected?
Oh, and perhaps you’d better ask them about some of the rarer symptoms:
[] React to water as if it was acid?
[] Desire to eat the organs as well as drink the blood of victims?
[] Wither nearby plant life?
[] Feed on the breath of sleeping ponies?
[] Have an insatiable sexual appetite?
[] Leak a viscous black fluid from their orifices?
[] Fear cats?
[] Have a third eye, imagined or real?