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All right. This may hurt a little. You might want to bite down on something.

*Nightmare Moon touches her horn to Scootaloo’s forehead again, and floods her body with concentrated moonlight essence, hoping the light will burn away whatever dark thing is inside.*

image Augh!

*Scootaloo nearly collapses*

image Did that do it?

*the darkness does appear to be gone, leaving only Scootaloo behind*

*Nightmare Moon does another scan, just to be sure.*

It seems that whatever it was is gone now. Hopefully it won’t return.

If you start to hear things, or see things, or suddenly feel like you want to kill and/or eat everypony around you, come see Us right away.

*Nightmare Moon opens the cage and steps aside.* We think it would be safe to let you go free now. Do you have a safe place to stay?

*Hoofs over a chocolate bar from Sugarcube Corner* I'm a bit confused when you imply "bittersweet," but it could be metaphorical as well, so have this chocolate as a sign of goodwill. *Gives small smile*

Thank you. *She unwraps a corner and noms on it.*

Oh, and bittersweet was no metaphor. We like Our chocolate to contain no less than 70% cacao.

You thou shall speak in a Royal Canterlot Voice!

No, no, no. The proper way to say that would be: THOU SHALT SPEAK IN THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.

Red, Deep Red, and Yellow. *smiles* (ooc: Yellow)

*She kisses him.* As We expected. The same to you, Our love.

((ooc: Yay! I forgot how many yellows I’ve gotten, but thanks!))

(Starbuck)

Sure! Just please be careful. She’s very easily frightened.

Of course. Just be sure to tell her who she’ll be meeting before she arrives. Meeting Us unexpectedly can be quite the shock at times.

I heard you have 3 little foals of your own! Will I ever get the pleasure of teaching them soon?

Perhaps. For the moment, We’re home-schooling them, but once they’re a bit older it might be good to have them interact with other foals.

Do you think you can handle three young alicorns in your class?

Why do I feel like nopony knows me?

sturmpony:

askstarbuck:

ask-nightmaremoon:

sturmpony:

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askstarbuck:

No pony’s ever talked about me, behind my back. And that makes me sad.

We did with Starcatcher, way back when you were dating her.

Nopony’s ever talked about me behind my back either. That I know of.

But that’s the funny thing about getting talked about behind your back, the general idea of it is that you shouldn’t find out about it.

Aw, Sturmy, don’t worry! We’ve talked behind your back too.

Yeah, Sturm worm! I talk about you behind your back all the time!

Because you ain’t pony enough to say it to my face.

In Our case the discussions involving you mostly involve prices and heads and such. Conversations like that are generally not held within earshot of the heads they’re about. To do otherwise is simply rude.

Why do I feel like nopony knows me?

sturmpony:

ask-nightmaremoon:

askstarbuck:

No pony’s ever talked about me, behind my back. And that makes me sad.

We did with Starcatcher, way back when you were dating her.

Nopony’s ever talked about me behind my back either. That I know of.

But that’s the funny thing about getting talked about behind your back, the general idea of it is that you shouldn’t find out about it.

Aw, Sturmy, don’t worry! We’ve talked behind your back too.

Hi, Shadowbolt member whose name I don't know, what do you think of Rainbow Dash's costume?

Dusk Rage: Rainbow Crash is a disgrace to pegasi everywhere! To think, she was once invited to join the Shadowbolts… What a waste of pony she’s become since then!

Why do I feel like nopony knows me?

askstarbuck:

No pony’s ever talked about me, behind my back. And that makes me sad.

We did with Starcatcher, way back when you were dating her.