tuhpinkavenger:
ask-nightmaremoon replied to your quote: I HAD A REALLY HORRIBLE DREAM…. THERE WERE…
((ooc: You know, I actually did have a dream two nights ago that NMM and Eridan teamed up to steal all the fun in Equestria, and it was up to SAXTON HALE to stop them…))
(( ftgdyuioptg
screw you guys!!
i don’t dream anymore!! : (
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((ooc: You should try taking melatonin and doing dream yoga. Doing both, I learned to lucid dream with full sensory perception in less than a year. I can’t say it will do the same for you, but it’ll definitely get you very vivid, memorable dreams.))
[GardenGnostic (GG) began pestering you]
GG: It's Avenger!!
GG: Muh laptop exploded!!!
GG: It's lucky ah found this one!
GG: :)
GG: Try to find out about Quest Beds, okay?
GG: This weird fish-troll-thing told me t' put muh body on one, apparently it's super important!!
GG: She had a face like
GG: 38)
AM: Fish troll?
AM: We’ll ask Vriska about it.
AM: She should be able to tell Us about her aquatic cousins, at least.
AM: In the mean time, what made your laptop explode?
AM: Are you under attack?
*blushes even heavier* N-no, never.. a-and I am not sure about that.. I mean.. M-my mother instilled on me that.. you should always know your partner.. *swallows nervously* I am not sure I could appreciate the whole meaningless bit..
It’s easy! Just think of it as a purely physical thing, doing it to fulfil biological urges. Think of it in mechanical terms, if it’ll help.
Do you know We read a recent study that suggests colts who have two or more orgasms a day are less likely to have heart attacks than those who have one every other day? You don’t need to worry about coronary trouble, but still, it should prove that frequent sexual release is a healthy, natural thing.
((ooc: That’s a real study (in humans), by the way. I can’t seem to find a link to it offhand, but I definitely remember reading about it.))
(Clutch)
You look…..nicer…….
*he didn’t know what came over him next, but he wanted to see it continue. So he did the one thing I thought of doing next.*
Yeah……I kinda have a thing for big Mares. OHFATEWHYDIDISAYTHATOHFATEOHFATEOHFATE……Sorry…..Zodan the Unbouncable.
Oh, really?~
*Nightmare Moon grows another six inches taller.*
*is a demon monster thing* Hey, Nightmare.
Hello, Starbuck.
How’s it hanging?
We’re glad you see the logic in it.
You married a mortal, correct? What will you do when he dies?
((ooc: I hope that’s purely IC, because all of NMM’s relationship advice is intended to be terrible.))
*Blushes, but thinks*.. w-well, lets see.. one doesn't count because it wasn't one time.. and you were present the second.. one doesn't count because though it only happned once, there were extenuating circumstances, and the official word on it is that it didn't happen and we are not to discuss it.. I.. I don't believe I have had one like you describe.
Really? Not even while you were a young stallion at school?
We think you’ve missed a vital part of your natural sex ed. For an ordinary pony it wouldn’t matter too much, but as an immortal you cannot afford to have an infinite string of broken hearts, nor will you be able to satisfy yourself indefinitely with just Us. You need to learn how to have meaningless sex.
*Clutch blushed as he saw her grow a bit*
Uh…..yeah, not much of anypony would guess that name….
So, how do We look a bit taller?
((ooc: I know that, silly, but NMM doesn’t.))
