I can take a guess as to where Pinkie Pie gets all that energy, all those sweets she eats seems like the most logical answer to me. She eats so much and yet doesn't gain a pound. ~ Mr.B
Anonymous
It’s not a question of where she gets the energy, it’s a question of how she applies it. Even with the discovery of Pink Energy and the Fourth Wall, it still doesn’t explain, for example, how she was able to sit inside a piano without damaging its workings.
apprentice-applebloom:
Yeah… I can just go home, but…
What about Apple Bloom? I really oughtta talk to her before I go…
Yes, you should. She seemed quite upset. Come, let’s find her.
*Nightmare Moon leads Scootaloo upstairs to the grand hall, hoping Applebloom will be somewhere nearby.*
Anonymous
Well, if you insist.
*Nightmare Moon grabs the anon and molests it viciously for several hours.*
So, Nightmare Moon, do you know anything about, uh, FETCH MODUS?
Fetch modus? You mean the methods in which those newfangled computing machines manage data? Yes, We know something about that.
Greetings, you are "Nightmare Moon", correct?
Yes, We are.
What do you wish of Us?
Do you enjoy going to beaches or pools? Also have an e-hug.
Anonymous
Beaches, yes. Pools are dull.
Thank you for the e-hug.
carcinogeticginger:
ethnobiologist:
…wait really?
oh man, score! awesome. okay i will go check out my games and see if they’re still usable! do you like blue or red better, karkat?
OH GOD PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME REGRET THIS DECISION, EGBERT.
WEREN’T THEY BOTH BASICALLY THE SAME GAME? IF I HAD TO PICK I GUESS I PLAYED BLUE VERSION MORE.
((ooc: I had all three. In those exact colours, too…))
steedstormsays:
*some of the machinery is blasted, which does slow down the ritual*
Kronos: Oh, you think so, huh? Well I thought ahead for this!
*turrets start to come out of the floor and return fire*
Kronos: You will not stop me! I have no choice but to become a god! Then I will rebuild Equestria without the weaknesses you, Celestia, and Luna have, even if I must destroy it first!
*sounds of machines powering up below the ground are heard*
Steed: He must have back-up systems! *blasts and destroys some of the turrets as he tires to uses his magic to track the machinery below*
*Nightmare Moon ducks behind the nearest convenient obstacle to load another round into her carbine. Turret fire impacts near her position.*
We had hoped not to have to do this, but you’ve forced Our hand.
*Seizing a brief break in incoming fire, she pops out, takes careful aim, and fires a second magic-piercing round at Kronos’s horn.*
Are you friends with discord?
No, not really. We think he’s rather silly and ineffectual, actually.
You don't need to worry. I'll never do such a thing to her. In fact, I'm the first pony she has ever really kissed...
Good. See that you don’t. Just because We let Soarin off the hook doesn’t mean We’ll do that for anypony else.
