Aww, excellent.. *chuckles* Huh, to bad you couldn't get a Time Lord, arguably the scariest and most dangerous race in just about any existence, all thanks to just one of them.

Well, We weren’t about to send a team out to kidnap the Doctor. We aren’t stupid, after all. He’s free to attend if he wants, however.

OW! Grrrrrrrrrr, if Bloodmoon's tough, I'M 100X TOUGH AS HIM! *Attempts to push her off him*

*Mara tries to stay on top, but is quickly pushed off. She looks furious for a moment, but then smiles and brushes herself off.*

Mara: Fighting is above a princess, anyway. That’s what the commoner military is for.

Please, if Aunt Luna and Aunt Celestia don't wear that much, you're not really a real Equestrian Princess.

I. am. too. a. PRINCESS!!!! *She jumps and tackles Lunar.*

Wow! You three look awesome! *Glowy, dressed as Master chief walks over to the three and waves, saying hi* Shotty, come say hi! *Shotty, dressed as her mother, Turret, hides behind Starbuck*

*Moonlight bounces over to say hi to Glowy. Mara and Lunar seem to be arguing about their costumes.*

Hey Moony. I tried to get everypony to come 8ut I couldn't find Tavros. And Equius is 8eing all mopey and stuff. He said he just wanted to sleep!!!!!!!! He wouldn't tell me what's up, either. Oh, and Nep8ta moved out. Other than that, we're here.

Good! We’re glad you could make it.

So, tell Us, what sort of monsters lived on Alternia? Whatever they were, We’re certain We’ll have something on display to top them.

Sheesh, Mara, elegant enough for ya?

Mara: Shut UP! My costume is AWESOME!

Fuck the Ponyville house. Low-cost luxury? Fuck yes! When is the nearest date for moving in? I require 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a large open room.

We guess they forgot to tell you, since Moon City’s population is so low most of the housing units were merged, and are now double size. 2 bed, 2 full bath, and plenty of extra space.

You can move in 21 days after signing a lease agreement, or 14 if you’re willing to pay extra for rush.

Hey, Nightmare. Are your foals ready to Trick or Treat?

*Moonlight bounces over before NMM can even answer. She’s wearing a pink domino mask and a poofy pink wig.* Moonlight: The Moonlight ‘Venger! *A tiny lightning bolt crackles in the background.*

NMM: Well, Moonlight certainly is.

*Lunar and Mara enter less flamboyantly. Lunar is dressed as a hot-shot pegasi fighter, complete with miniature aviators and flight suit, while Mara is dressed as a queen wearing a crown and fancy flowing fur cape.*

Delicate, huh? Did YOU have robotic zombies and Spiders unleashed, or robotic phantoms during Nightmare week?

No, We were not responsible for any of that! Our robotic zombies haven’t left the castle in months, We’ve actually been trying to help contain the Spiders, and this is the first We’ve heard about any sort of ‘robot phantoms’.

Excellent, I hope any with special gazes or breaths have either been shielded or heavily blindfolded for safety, unless you didn't get anything like a gorgon, basilisk, or cockatrice. *nods* Hmm, I wonder if I should slip back into my Hydra costume/illusion.

If you’d like.

The holding cells are sealed against gas attacks, and have been treated to block any sort of magical gaze. Oh, and distortion lenses are in place around the two creatures in Our menagerie that pose a memetic hazard.