We apologise for Our rudeness then, male Luna. What can We do to make it up to you?
Mara: Yay!
*Nightmare Moon smiles.* All right, it’s time to go now, my little ponies. Everypony say thank you.
All in unison: Thank you!
A lovely idea, so long as you are willing to restrict the guest list somewhat.
*She turns and discusses something with one of her science advisors.* If We work Our factories day and night, We should be able to construct a lavish hotel and conference hall on the moon that can support up to five hundred guests, or a thousand if you’d be willing to temporarily give the moon an atmosphere.
Luna? *She sniffs at him for a moment.* No, not Luna. *Her voice turns dangerous.* Who is it that is impersonating Our Luna, hmm?
We’d heard.
The fact that she is alive places Us in a very awkward situation. Ever since her second near-death experience, We have been keeping several clones (of the biological, not the magical type) of her in the basement for just such an occurrence. After We heard of her latest death, We activated one (the one with the experimental Y-chromosome transplant, since We wanted to know if it worked). Now, We are left with a spare Avenger that We don’t know what to do with.
Any ideas?
Umm… Nightmare Moon? I found this at the party lying on the floor. Is it yours?
LIES!!!! DECEPTIONS AND PROPAGANDA!!!!
*She takes the photo and makes like she’s tearing it to shreds, but secretly pockets it.*
*She shrugs.* We guess it’s just a matter of incompatible personalities, then. Luckily at home they usually just avoid each other.
*The three foals come out, hearing their mom’s voice. Mara runs over and hugs tight, while Moonlight bounces in circles around her. Lunar tries his usual cool wander over, but he seems to be happy to see her too.*
Mara: Mom, can I visit Shotty again soon? Please?
*Nightmare turns to look at her.* Well, what does Mr Starbuck say?
*Mara looks up at Starbuck.*
Mara: Please?
No, We didn’t. We’ll have to go get him something and wish him happy birthday.
You know, our birthday is coming up fairly soon as well. Do you have any plans yet? Like We told you a while ago, We’re here to help.
((ooc: I’m going with the fannon date of Luna’s birthday as December 21, and tumblrcannon of NMM having the same birthday as Luna.))
