*Nightmare Moon grins and shuts her eyes as the Avenger bites down.*

Are you sure? We don’t want to hurt you…

Assuming you mean the Wonderbolts, no. Even if Soarin wasn’t one of the most totally okay ponies We know of, candidates for the Shadowbolts must be willing.

Mo-om! We are a grown mare, and can manage Our own sex life!

Wonderful.~

Also, almost as good as a honey bath for keeping one’s coat in good order.

No. Humans are, for their size, ridiculously small and underdeveloped, and they don’t even have that ‘something’ that Time Lords have to compensate with.

Dull on its own, fun if mixed with other things.

We have never forced sex on anypony.

Admittedly, a few of Our partners weren’t fully enthusiastic at first, but they all warmed to the idea eventually.

Close-In Weapons System. An array of automated intercept turrets that automatically shoot down any airborne object that doesn’t identify itself as friendly.

((ooc: I don’t have a picture of it. Basically, it’s laid out in rings surrounding the Moon Castle. The castle uses a combination of neo-gothic and art-deco architecture, while the city itself uses simple block construction (like soviet-era Russian housing complexes). It’s all done in black stone.))

If he doesn’t want to say then We won’t tell, save to mention that it is sufficient to please a mare of Our size.

*Nightmare Moon gasps slightly.* A little harder, if you would.~