*The letter is an alliance offering from the Grimfeathers family, a VERY prestigeous griffon family. It says the reply should be given to "Gideon Grimfeathers", who is waiting in Ponyville. It also strrongly advises making the answer a "yes".*
*Nightmare Moon writes the following note, then teleports it over to Gideon.*
We would, of course, be interested in any sort of alliance with the other nations of Our fellow ponies, assuming, of course, that you have something to offer Us. We should discuss terms in person, on neutral territory. Might We suggest this evening, at *coordinates of a secluded glade in the Everfree forest*. Come armed or not, We don’t mind either way.
-Nightmare Moon
Hey, Nightmare. A griffon knocked me out and dumped me near here with this note. I figured it was for you. *hoofs her a note reading “Griffons don’t like waiting. We need an answer”
*Nightmare Moon sighs, then begins writing a response to Grimfeather’s note.*
Somehow, We doubt Arcel would be willing to try this. Sure, he’d force himself if We asked him, but We don’t want to make him do anything he’s uncomfortable with.
As for the Avenger, she would surely be… eager, We think, to do it if We asked, but We don’t know of any spell that would allow Us to do this with her safely. Admittedly, however, We haven’t really done much research into spells like that…
I've been having this nightmare lately in which a creature of the night descends from the sky and steals my fingers away from me. Now I wonder, would you ever steal fingers?
No. Despite certain rumours, the fingers of the rare ‘mutant fingered pony’ have no useful properties in potion making at all.
*brings you a letter from a Griffon* Some Griffon wanted you to have this, its already been thoroughly scanned, it is not dangerous at all. *nods*
Very well.
*She takes the letter and reads it.*
Any time. We are always happy to help a Luna, even one named Artemis.
Just some things... I found out I have a sister...!
A sister? Really?
Is it somepony We know?
What's your favorite activity to do on the moon?
Sleep.
Sleeping in microgravity is a hassle, but in the low gravity of the moon, even the hardest bed becomes extremely comfortable.
Do you get sexually excited at the concept of your partner swallowing you whole or you swallowing them whole?
Anonymous
Hello.
You’re that singer, aren’t you? The one that’s so popular with the young ones today?
