...I changed my mind. Even Fluttershy couldn't keep me good for too long. besides, I've seens some pony do SOME THINGS... *looks around, then whispers* Evil bass, hinthint.
Evil Bass? Who do you mean?
Our beloved Luna’s husband has an evil counterpart?
((ooc: I’m pretty sure she hasn’t met evil Bass yet.))
Awtemis? *Is so young she doesn't seem to remember* Why did you sniff me?
So We could tell who you were. Your name is Artemis.
*Giymare gallops up and tackles Nightmare Moon.* OH GOD SHE'S BACK! *He makes a >W
You? We thought you had decided to leave Us.
Anonymous
You must be mistaken. We don’t have any donkeys working for Us.
Could the elements of harmony be reversed and then used to turn your sister like you, or better yet turn her to stone or banish her?
Anonymous
Unfortunately, no. As We discovered rather painfully some time earlier, the Elements of Harmony have built-in safeguards that prevent Us from even handling them safely, much less using them.
Well, she and her walking tin cans have been trying to capture me for longer than I'd care to remember. Sure I deserted her army, murdered several ponies, and started a huge drug operation, but come on! All I'm tryin' to do is run a business here!
What sort of pharmaceuticals do you sell?
Without the usual legal means of acquisition, Our medics tend to run low on the various opium derivatives needed for complex surgery. We’d be willing to purchase raw opium from you, if you can provide it.
Anonymous
*…says the anon as supersonic watermelon shards have their way with him/her/it.*
How is your evening going, queen of the night?
Not bad, not bad. How is yours?
I see you as a wonderful, sexy thing~ In fact...
