Zack: Hello, I believe you already know my robot friend. I'm Zack.

Hello, Zack.

What has Rai-OS told you about Us?

((Sorry if I sent that last one twice)) *shrug* Maybe it left.

Maybe. We’ll tell Our guards to keep an eye out for it.

Anyway, to what do We owe the honour of your visit?

*looks away, sighs* I really need to work on my tells it seems. *shakes head* There is a new arrival in this reality, I just don't want you to over react or try to harm her when you find out who it is. *color swap happen, freezes and blushes heavily*.. wow.. y-you seem.. your coat looks.. g-good that way. *unsure what else to say, the fact that her coat is more similar to his now caught him off guard*

Really? You like it?

*She looks at herself in a mirror.* We’re not sure if We like the eyes, Ourselves.

A giant spider zombie on fire knocked me out. I assume it did this.

*Nightmare Moon sniffs the air.* We don’t smell any zombie spiders around. Widow was here recently, but he’s certainly not a zombie…

Just wanted to let you know that your... Er, Arcel loaned me three golems so I could beat the candy out of the Foal Fiddler.

Ah.

Well, it’s not what We would have done, but if that’s how you want to handle her, be Our guest.

Here’s a thought…

queenfrau:

How did the first civilizations create language, when all they knew was “Oog” and “Argh?”

((ooc: There are a number of theories. I prefer the one that it originated out of early quasireligions.))

Seeing as how numerous ponies were fascinated by Our Shoggoth display last Nightmare Night, We thought We’d post a link to a helpful pamphlet on Shoggoth safety, published by the human company Occultech. Though tailored to humans, its tips are valid for ponies as well.

((ooc: I really miss The Call of Whatever. It’s too bad the follow-up comic never got made.))

the-paranoid-humanoid:
“ iampinkamena:
“ ask-nightmaremoon:
“ iampinkamena:
“ the-paranoid-humanoid:
“ iampinkamena:
“ ask-nightmaremoon:
“ Sounds like somepony is feeling a little jealous.~
”
At least I have a mane.
”
If you two start more shit, I...

the-paranoid-humanoid:

iampinkamena:

ask-nightmaremoon:

iampinkamena:

the-paranoid-humanoid:

iampinkamena:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Sounds like somepony is feeling a little jealous.~

At least I have a mane. 

If you two start more shit, I will make glue out of the both of you!

What does that even mean. 

It seems the strange human creature thinks it can threaten a goddess.

Should We ‘enlighten’ it?

…Yes. 

Oh, they’re threatening me!

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Now that We think about it, if its life is anything like that of the Marvin robot, the worst possible thing We could do to it would be to not kill it.

iampinkamena:
“ the-paranoid-humanoid:
“ iampinkamena:
“ ask-nightmaremoon:
“ Sounds like somepony is feeling a little jealous.~
”
At least I have a mane.
”
If you two start more shit, I will make glue out of the both of you!
”
What does that even...

iampinkamena:

the-paranoid-humanoid:

iampinkamena:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Sounds like somepony is feeling a little jealous.~

At least I have a mane. 

If you two start more shit, I will make glue out of the both of you!

What does that even mean. 

It seems the strange human creature thinks it can threaten a goddess.

Should We ‘enlighten’ it?

Moonshine: *shrugs* pwobabwy not.

You shouldn’t go out without telling your mother where you’ll be. You’ll worry her.

Well, while you’re here, would you like a cookie?