Hello, Zack.
What has Rai-OS told you about Us?
Hello, Zack.
What has Rai-OS told you about Us?
Maybe. We’ll tell Our guards to keep an eye out for it.
Anyway, to what do We owe the honour of your visit?
Really? You like it?
*She looks at herself in a mirror.* We’re not sure if We like the eyes, Ourselves.
*Nightmare Moon sniffs the air.* We don’t smell any zombie spiders around. Widow was here recently, but he’s certainly not a zombie…
Ah.
Well, it’s not what We would have done, but if that’s how you want to handle her, be Our guest.
How did the first civilizations create language, when all they knew was “Oog” and “Argh?”
((ooc: There are a number of theories. I prefer the one that it originated out of early quasireligions.))
Seeing as how numerous ponies were fascinated by Our Shoggoth display last Nightmare Night, We thought We’d post a link to a helpful pamphlet on Shoggoth safety, published by the human company Occultech. Though tailored to humans, its tips are valid for ponies as well.
((ooc: I really miss The Call of Whatever. It’s too bad the follow-up comic never got made.))
Sounds like somepony is feeling a little jealous.~
At least I have a mane.
If you two start more shit, I will make glue out of the both of you!
What does that even mean.
It seems the strange human creature thinks it can threaten a goddess.
Should We ‘enlighten’ it?
…Yes.
Oh, they’re threatening me!
Now that We think about it, if its life is anything like that of the Marvin robot, the worst possible thing We could do to it would be to not kill it.
Sounds like somepony is feeling a little jealous.~
At least I have a mane.
If you two start more shit, I will make glue out of the both of you!
What does that even mean.
It seems the strange human creature thinks it can threaten a goddess.
Should We ‘enlighten’ it?