Magic anon here! You now orgasm when ever you hear your name!
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*The magic takes effect, but is twisted, as usual, by Nightmare Moon’s unique nature. She will now orgasm whenever she hears the words ‘your name’.*
*dribbles into the bottle, wiggling her rump.*
Wwwhhyyyyyyyyy~?
Heeheehee~ <3
;)
*Nightmare Moon gingerly takes the bottle, corks it, and passes it to a servant in a hazmat suit.*
Oh, no reason. No reason at all…
*She cracks an obviously fake smile.* We… really… like what you’ve done with your mane.
Its nice. Though I got my MIDNIGHT CREW DESK stuck in a hallway. Its stuck and its kinda hard to move around. But im working it out.
Hmm…
Have you tried artificial butter spray? That might help you get it unstuck.
Are there any powerful and destructive spells you can teach me?
We can teach all manner of powerful and destructive magic. The question is: Why should We teach you?
Perhaps if you swore a binding oath of loyalty to Us, and demonstrated your utility, We may be convinced to do so.
If you wish, Milady. *bows deeply*
Very well. We’ll be there.
Milady? Are there any fetishes you would wish to indulge in?
Hmm… Perhaps.
Should We meet you at the usual place?
Well, you see... he's a robot. And as long as she has a back-up of his program, she can keep bringing him back. And before you ask, he's capable of... certain activities... if you know what I mean.
Well, obviously. Sapient robots that aren’t ‘fully functional’ tend to develop all sorts of complexes and neuroses. Or so We’ve read…
While We’re sure We could find a way to kill him off permanently, We imagine that might be even more harmful to Relena than allowing her to stay with him. We’ll have to think of some other option.
Zack: Rai-OS said you were some kind of leader. Honestly though, he sort of lost me after he mentioned a dimension full of talking ponies. However, it obviously is quite real. Anyway, it's a pleasure to meet you.
It is good to meet you as well.
Has your friend discussed Our project with you? The one he’s helping Us with?
*sigh* Nopony can talk Relena out of that relationship.
Hmm… And We suppose it would be bad form to bury evil Bass in a shallow grave somewhere, yes?
Yes, but inept villains are by no means safe villains. In fact, the inept ones are the ones that are more likely to take everypony around them down with them when they fall.
