Hmm…

Just out of curiosity, what would happen if you wrote “a particle travelling exactly .5C, exactly one metre in front of me”?

Yes, We have coffee.

*She nods to one of the servants, who leaves then returns with a coffee service for two.*

Now, to what do We owe your visit?

*On the outskirts of Ponyville, a mysterious figure waits in the shadows. Seeing the Avenger approach, it calls out to her.*

Is this the messenger, I see? Do you have a package for me?

*Sigh.* Now We’ve challenged you ponies, haven’t We?…

Well then. Three hugs today.

Is everypony going for some kind of record?

Well, We’d like you to take a package to somepony without being seen. *She hoofs her a package wrapped in plain brown paper, small but heavy for its size.* The recipient will be waiting on the outskirts of Ponyville. He’ll give you something for Us in return.

*Nightmare Moon’s been hugged by SAXTON HALE. She takes bear-hug anon in stride.* Thank you.

A thousand years ago the Shadowbolts were a symbol of Our power. We would like to remind ponies that, though they are diminished, the Shadowbolts still exist.

Well, you think about it and decide.

In the meantime, whenever you’re feeling up to it, We have a mission for you.

Yes, We do.

We’ve been told of you as well, asked by somepony very important to Us to treat you gently.

Would you like some tea? Since We’re apparently being fancy now, that seems appropriate.