Lu-lu-lu-lust
AnonymousHmm… Mares this time.
We prefer mares to wear their manes either very short or very long, rather than in between.
Anonymous
SPIDERMAN!
Sometimes, We hate Ourselves for sitting around watching television and complaining rather than going out saving the world, or at least getting a useful job.
Oh, wait, no. We thought We were Spiderman for a moment.
*nuzzles lightly, was the Envy Anon* We'll get there, its just something you have to work at dear. *nods*
We know. We’re trying, really, to treat Luna more delicately.
We enjoy stallions with a bit of flesh on their bones, as opposed to the unnaturally thin athletic type that seems to be popular these days.
We also like stallions of the bookish, intellectual type, like Arcel.
Yes, well, ah take PRIDE in that commercial, 'cause its development stems from muh LUST fuh Yuh. Ah wus worried ah might be a SLOTH an' not finish it, but fear of Ya WRATH put tuh workers into overdrive, an' let me engorge muh GLUTTONY on a nearby buffet. Mistress Moon, uh, actually ah have somethin' t' confess. Ah'm gonna drop muh PRIDE an' tell yuh that ah'm feelin' ENVY whenever yuh sleep with other ponies. Ah know its just muh GREED, so sorry, ah'll try harder~ Love yuh!
…We’re retroactively declaring asking more than two to be cheating. Why? Because We’re Queen, that’s why. (And We’d run out of ideas too quickly this way.) So, picking a random two…
Wrath: Singing telegrams.
Gluttony: Despite her other faults, We love Pinkie Pie’s pinkie velvet cupcakes.
Oh, and about that last bit… Would it help your jealousy any if We told you you’re the only mare We slept with that We’ll admit to publicly for over one thousand years?
