-Opens the jar and downs the whole thing-

*Nightmare Moon blinks in surprise.*

Umm… Okay, then. Are you feeling especially hungry?

Well, my relationship with my Luna has changed throughout history. As all interpersonal relationships do. For the longest time we were as close as sisters could be, I loved her, and even now still do. When she was just a foal I protected her, guided her, raised her. *There is sadness in her voice, though for the most part she keeps it hidden behind a semi-regal facade.* I do not know the circumstances of your Luna's childhood but mine and I's was less then cushy, to say the least.

*Nightmare Moon looks into her coffee as she thinks.*

Our Luna didn’t have an easy time, either. Her parents left her and her sister alone when she was still very young, with nopony to guide her, or help her. That’s why she created Us…

hey fuckin loony mac moon i dont need no fuckin mental help ok other me says that fanfiction is a wwonderful thing an i think he knowws more than you i mean he created this wwhole fuckin univverse didnt he yes he did

No, We’ve dealt with a lot of crazy ponies, and We’re fairly sure you one. And not good crazy, like the Avenger or Starbuck, either.

Got any olives?

Yes.

*She goes to the kitchens and gets a can of olives.*

We don’t think it will work, though, just sprinkling them on it. They should be cooked with it.

Y'all c'n put it back on iff'n Yuh like. Ah think he might try t' kill me iff'n we ever meet again. *sigh* Ah really liked him.. BFFs, right? Hehe.

We’ve decided to leave him alone, for now. He might be able to be persuaded to join Us, if We can find the correct lever.

Also, hunting him was taking up far more resources than his removal is worth.

tuhpinkavenger:
“ ask-lazyday:
“ tuhpinkavenger:
“ ask-lazyday:
“ Oh right. I finished this. More or less.
Art Trade with http://lelandjanuska.tumblr.com/
”
sneasel wwhy
”
Don’t worry, you’re next.
”
thanks i guess
although i was just being...

tuhpinkavenger:

ask-lazyday:

tuhpinkavenger:

ask-lazyday:

Oh right. I finished this. More or less.

Art Trade with http://lelandjanuska.tumblr.com/

sneasel wwhy

Don’t worry, you’re next.

thanks i guess

although i was just being absolutely terrified at that scary snea-

OH GOD IM NEXT

HIDE ME!!

Personally, We think it’s cute.

*just out of sight, plays a haunting melody on the violin*

*Nightmare Moon closes her eyes and listens.*

You are quite good, mysterious violin player.

You kiddin'? The fruit bits are one of the best parts!

No, they ruin the balance of the base.

Now, perhaps if We could add some olives, instead. That might just be perfect.

Well according to the position of the moons and the sun, the lights behind us, and by subconscience you mean a representitive of her subconscience correct?

Correct. Usually it manifests in the shape of some sort of living organism (or organisms). However, while in somepony else’s mindscape it’s usually safest to treat anything you meet as potentially sapient, even inanimate objects

eridanampony:
“ ((
ooh eri a fan fiction  true story I finished it„.
I’m so sorry guys
I’ll just let myself out of the fandom now
goodbye. ))
”
…We’ll have to advise Vriska that she should really encourage Eridan to seek professional counselling.

eridanampony:

((

ooh eri

a fan fiction  true story

I finished it„.

I’m so sorry guys

I’ll just let myself out of the fandom now

goodbye. ))

…We’ll have to advise Vriska that she should really encourage Eridan to seek professional counselling.