tuhpinkavenger:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Good. *Nightmare Moon teleports a light machine gun out of the castle’s armoury, and loads it with tungsten core ammunition.*

Hold still, please. *Nightmare Moon toggles it to single fire and sends a single shot through the Avenger’s liver.*

((ooc: I don’t know if you’ve ever seen someone who’s liver’s been punctured, but it bleeds very dark purple/blue (almost black).))

(( You know that unless her liver was isolated the surrounding blood would just drown out the purple, right? ))

*Avenger’s legs buckle as she’s shot, and she yelps in pain, squeezing her eyes shut and falling to the ground.*

*She does not question why, she just accepts it.*

((ooc: I don’t know how it works, but my great uncle (who did a tour in the Pacific in WWII) explained to me in needlessly specific detail one family Christmas dinner that people shot in the liver bleed purplish black.

Family gatherings with my father’s side of the family are weird.))

Look down at yourself.

lunaanswers:

ask-nightmaremoon:

*Nightmare Moon looks surprised for a moment at her admission, but does her best to hide it.*

Ah, well then… We never really liked him, anyway.

Anyway, can you help me find out what’s wrong with me?

Of course. We will aid you however We can.

Do you have any idea what precipitated the change? Did anything unusual happen that you’re aware of?

tuhpinkavenger:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Hmm.

We’d like to demonstrate something. As a clone, you regenerate fatal injuries, correct?

Yes. Ah think.

Ah don’t die, iff’n that’s what yuh’re sayin’.

Good. *Nightmare Moon teleports a light machine gun out of the castle’s armoury, and loads it with tungsten core ammunition.*

Hold still, please. *Nightmare Moon toggles it to single fire and sends a single shot through the Avenger’s liver.*

((ooc: I don’t know if you’ve ever seen someone who’s liver’s been punctured, but it bleeds very dark purple/blue (almost black).))

lunaanswers:

*Nightmare finds that something seems to be different with Luna’s darkness/nightmare energy, and, second, there seems to be something that suggests this might not be the real Luna. However, mentally, she may not know that, if it’s true.* I…Beat my husband into a coma.

*Nightmare Moon looks surprised for a moment at her admission, but does her best to hide it.*

Ah, well then… We never really liked him, anyway.

tuhpinkavenger:

ask-nightmaremoon:

*Sigh* What We were trying to point out was the fact that, though the hemospectrum may be entirely valid within the context of troll physiology (We aren’t sure on that point, but We’re willing to concede that Vriska and Equius both strike Us as far superior specimens to that cyborg one, which We understand to be lower than both of them on their blood scale), it is likely not applicable to other species.

Ah don’ care.

STILL FEEL WORTHLESS.

Hmm.

We’d like to demonstrate something. As a clone, you regenerate fatal injuries, correct?

It’s been sending me an email about once a week for the past month telling me Starbuck started following me.

tuhpinkavenger:

ask-nightmaremoon:

All right, then.

What role do the pink bloods have in troll society?

Tuh point ah wus makin’ wus:

YUH DON’ EXIST

therefore yuh’d either be lower that redbloods

OR HIGHER

dependin’ on who has tuh blood

YOU’RE TUH ONLY BLACK BLOOD, THEREFORE BLACK BLOODS ARE INCREDIBLY ROYAL.

*Sigh* What We were trying to point out was the fact that, though the hemospectrum may be entirely valid within the context of troll physiology (We aren’t sure on that point, but We’re willing to concede that Vriska and Equius both strike Us as far superior specimens to that cyborg one, which We understand to be lower than both of them on their blood scale), it is likely not applicable to other species.

What can you foxes offer?

We knew one fox, once, that kept offering Us leaves. We don’t know why.

tuhpinkavenger:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Oh, really?

Our blood looks black. Our scientists claim it contains, rather than haemoglobin like mortal ponies, a mixture of hemocyanin, myogobin, and erythrocruorin, plus numerous other proteins that have no analog in other organisms. They say that’s what lets Us live indefinitely on only the oxygen Our magic can synthesise. In composite they are black, but when separated they are grey, red, violet, and pale yellow.

What does this mean for Us? Where would We stand on the hemospectrum?

Uhh.

With tuh Pinkbloods.

Yuh’re not on tuh hemospectrum.

All right, then.

What role do the pink bloods have in troll society?

We suppose, if you need to, We could indulge you.

*She lies down and lifts a wing invitingly.*