But a queen is entitled to do whatever she wants. I figured if you didn't like it, you would just lock them in a dungeon. Heaven knows your sister was notorious for banishing people to the moon 'cause she's a... or maybe that's why you don't punish them, huh?
Well… If you must know…
*She whispers:* We don’t entirely dislike it when they get a bit grabby. It can be fun, sometimes.
Canterlot mountain is suddenly an erupting volcano that your subjects will revolt if you stop what do?
Teleport Luna to safety. We suppose it’s too much to hope the sun-hag would decide to ‘go down with the ship’, as it were, but the eruption should eliminate some of her sycophants, at least.
*walks quietly along, seeming a bit nervous as she approaches* Ummm... hello...
Well met.
To what do We owe your visit?
Buck, Flash, an' Rampage. (( Buffout, Turbo, and Psycho equivalents. ))
Could We have samples of each of those?
*looks at her, looking very nervous* Umm, n-not exactly Miss Nightmare Moon, umm, mam.
…We think you have some explaining to do.
Oh. *Stops* Very well lets get down there. Try to keep up, and don't let your hooves get chilly.
Very well. We’ll follow you.
*She follows after him.*
Hmmm... I suppose you make a point. You are one of the most luscio... *I slap myself* r-regal, I meant to say, regal ponies in all of Equestria. I'm sure a lot of ponies wish to do such a thing... Hehehe.
It does become a chore at times, dealing with all of Our admirers. However, We bear it stoically, as one of the duties of a Queen.
While We’re on the subject of Our favourite music, here’s another piece by the same artist that We enjoy.
((ooc: Black Unicorn, also by Heather Alexander.))
Well, Queeneroonie, all ah know is that Hydra is make from the bodily fluids of a hydra, an' that iff'n yuh use it too much an' then go int' enervation fields, yuh liquify. Also, overuse of Hydra c'n destroy ya natural restoration abilities. Suffice t' say, somepony as awesome as me NEVER uses Hydra. *She begins foaming at the mouth as she speaks, the foam tinged red with blood.*
Well, Our technicians should be able to tell Us for sure.
Judging by its effects on you, We’d guess it’s some sort of stimulant, probably an amphetamine. Interesting… if anything We’d have expected a hallucinogen to have the proper synergistic effects.
Have you taken anything else lately?
Everything?! *Starts hopping around* Gah! Sorry snow! Sorreh!
Well, probably not the ground, but things like doors (especially locked doors), statues, paintings, and other artefacts like that should be treated as potentially sapient.
Now, you said we should look in that direction, yes? Let us go.
