weeping-angel-pony:

ask-nightmaremoon:

weeping-angel-pony:

*appears behind her*

*Nightmare Moon glances at the weeping angel, then turns away.* Please don’t try to consume Our potential energy. We’d hate to have to clean shards of you out of Our mane and carpet.

*follows her regardless*

*Nightmare Moon sighs and walks down towards her science section’s advanced physics laboratory.*

weeping-angel-pony:

*appears behind her*

*Nightmare Moon glances at the weeping angel, then turns away.*

Please don’t try to consume Our potential energy. We’d hate to have to clean shards of you out of Our mane and carpet.

We have no need for technological means to dispose of anons. We can handle the unruly ones quite well enough Ourselves.

They are doing quite well, thank you. We understand Mara and Moonlight were both quite taken with Starbuck’s foals, and We’re planning on arraigning a playdate sometime soon. As for Lunar, We’ve heard he’s been taking some special flight classes with somepony, and illusion magic classes with Arcel.

Thank you.

How many ponies do you know that qualify?

We don’t like that noise the ponies of today call ‘dubstep’. At all. It gives Us a headache.

Would you, hmm?~

We knew Our charms would win you over eventually.

Yes, official interrogation. We had been feeding suspected spies to Our synx, but ever since it disappeared they’ve just been piling up, so We might as well try and get some information out of them.

We are the Mare of the Night and the Moon. Hence, Nightmare Moon.

No. We’d rather you drew Us like one of those Germane girls.

*Nightmare Moon slips out of her usual armour, and into a suit more spiky and leathery than practical. She then poses holding a riding crop between her teeth.*