5. Chocolate
4. Chocolate
3. Chocolate
2. Chocolate
1. Chocolate
Anypony that claims moon pies come in flavours other than chocolate is a filthy heretic!
AnonymousIn purely alphabetical order (so as to avoid fights and hurt feelings), Arcel, somepony We can’t name publicly, somepony We can’t name publicly, the Pink Avenger, and Starbuck.
Well, if you do want to get their family involved, We can send some guards to go round up prisoner 18764’s foals. He’s the only one with known relatives, though.
AnonymousYes, We do. We have a plushie of him as well.
Ours isn’t life size, though. We’ll have to look into obtaining one.
We thought so.
Do not worry. We will get Arcel back, but We will find a way to do so while preserving your life. Arcel would never forgive Us if We did otherwise.
Well, usually when interrogating a pony you ask them a question and promise not to kill them if they answer truthfully. Then, when they lie or refuse to answer, you torture them for a while, and then promise to kill them if they answer truthfully. At least, that’s the way We do it.
*follows her regardless*
*Nightmare Moon sighs and walks down towards her science section’s advanced physics laboratory.*
*still follows, reaching out to touch her*
*Nightmare Moon, still pointedly ignoring the weeping angel, walks directly into the physics laboratory’s decoherence chamber.*
Actually, that would strike Us as being quite limited. There aren’t many active volcanos in Equestria. We suppose they could bring magma up from the crust directly, but then they’d be limited to massive destruction (which could be achieved easier through more conventional means) rather than anything subtle.
