*Nods and goes into the room. He returns several minutes later with the full cup, panting lightly* A-anything else for you dear?
No, that’s all We will require.
Thank you for your assistance. Your contribution to the knowledge of ponykind will be remembered.
((You should run a blog called "I know everything"))
*takes the cup* Do you perhaps have somewhere private I could um, fill this at?
Of course. *She points at a door.* There’s ‘reading material’ in there as well.
((Okay, should have asked this earlier, but…))
askblowback:
1. How can you tell if ketchup is expired?
2. Can expired ketchup make you sick?
3. Am I going to die?
((ooc:
- It tastes bitter or too sour, or sometimes oddly like bacon.
- Possible, but unlikely.
- Nope.
))
I’m terrible at using Tumblr.
the-bowtie-musician:
I don’t even know how to upload my own bloody gifs I mean come on.
((ooc: Put them on Tinypic. Tumblr is very unreliable at hosting GIFs.))
my queen, can i join your dark gard when i grow up
Certainly, as long as you eat right, exercise, and study. Our guard is open to all ponies who can pass the qualifying tests.
Sorry, Lady, but where did you get information about existance of _fertile_ hippogriffs? I've never heard about one, and I did some studies on the topic for obvious reasons.
As far as We know, all hippogriffs are fertile. At least, they Were before Our banishment…
Has something changed in the last thousand years?
Interesting…
Theres… ‘something else’ We’d like to ask you for a sample of, if you don’t mind. *She looks at him pointedly and hands him a sample cup.*
Mother's side, and yes you can take a sample.
*She goes and gets a sample vial, and starts drawing some blood.* Mother’s side? That’s interesting. Most of the legends We heard involved a male dragon and a mare. Were you born live, or did you hatch?
How do you feel about those little chubby ponies everypony is D'awwwing over? I think they are adorable :3. ~ Mr.B
Anonymous
CONFOUND THOSE CHUBBIES! THEY DRIVE US TO D'AWWWWWWWW!
