Good evening to you as well.

We are fine, thank you. Our plans move apace.

…We didn’t think anypony could ever manage to creep Us out, but she has managed it.

Of course. Why?

terramarkov:

ask-nightmaremoon:

terramarkov:

“Hi!” Terra smiled.

Oh, don’t mind Us, dear. We’re definitely not studying you superpowered humans in an attempt to duplicate your powers to use in Our war against Our hated sister.

Definitely not.

“Oh S- WAIT! Why? Is this a sisterly hate relationship? Cause I already know one of those and they are always fighting…”

Our sister banished Us and Our beloved Luna to the moon for one thousand years. Our only crime was trying to gain for Luna’s art the same appreciation Our hated sister’s garnered.

We think We’ve earned the right to hate her.

No, We have not. We met a strange man that shouted something about combustable lemons at Us, but no burning tomato.

askstarbuck:

ask-nightmaremoon:

terramarkov:

“Hi!” Terra smiled.

Oh, don’t mind Us, dear. We’re definitely not studying you superpowered humans in an attempt to duplicate your powers to use in Our war against Our hated sister.

Definitely not.

Subtle, Nightmare.

Shh! In Our experience, humans will take a statement like that as some sort of joke. Or simply believe Us, depending on their intelligence level.

terramarkov:

“Hi!” Terra smiled.

Oh, don’t mind Us, dear. We’re definitely not studying you superpowered humans in an attempt to duplicate your powers to use in Our war against Our hated sister.

Definitely not.

((ooc: AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE JUST TODO SOMETHING LIKE MISREAD STARBUCK AS ARCEL……..))

We cannot separate you into your own being… in this universe. However, We think We can use the residual time magic involved in your creation to ‘split you off’, so to speak, into a separate universe, one in which Arcel would have always been a mare.