Underage by what standards? In the times before Our banishment, fillies were frequently happily married before they even got their cutie marks.

We think the question is a delicate one, best assessed on a case-by-case basis rather than by some arbitrary age limit. If both parties truly desire it, We cannot say that it is wrong.

pinch-harmonic:

asklemontarts:

askspikesomething:

askstarbuck:

arcel-sorm:

sovietdash:

ask-darkshadow:

[reblogging this just because]

A Twilight Sparkle toy. Sweet :D

My iPod. Again.

(*was leaning on left hand*….. =D I’m a pony!… or is it just my head…. if its just my head, then I am dead =( )

((My floor….))

((My tablet pen.

Well this is gonna be fun!))

((My pants…. this’ll be awkward ))

((….A bottle of root beer. Yay? xD))

((ooc: My chest…

I imagine Pinkie Pie jumping out of it like a chestburster from Alien.))

The twenty-second of December. The same as Luna’s

The rite itself is not to complex. We can preform it, easily. The difficult part comes from the fact that you will need to experience extreme pleasure during the rites in order for them to work. The pleasure will effect changes in your brain chemistry that will help drive out the parasite.

Why does everypony assume We want to kill Our lovers’ lovers? Do modern ponies simply not know how rude that is?

No, We will not kill them.

((Assuming you meant flesh…))

Good, then it hasn’t entered the late stage yet.

There are two ways We know of to prevent the parasite contained within that book from manifesting. You can participate in a ritual to force the parasite out of you, or We can remove a small portion of your brain to make you an unsuitable host.

We suppose We never explicitly laid this out for you, but We will hold you to the same loyalty standards in bed as We do Arcel.

“You may sleep with anypony except the Elements of Harmony or Celestia, but if We ever ask to join in you must say yes.”

Just out of curiosity, was it anypony We know?

Oh, that one? *She looks slightly relieved.* Tell Us, are the floors covered in bleeding pony flesh yet?

(dj c0l7)

would her highness ever consider shipping with a lowly OC?

We care little for the canonocity of Our potential lovers.