stilllunaanswers asked: LEAVE THE FILLY ALONE, NMM! D:
That’s the plan :D
Anonymous asked: SUNNY!!!! SUNNY STAY AWAY FROM HER!!! NIGHTMARE MOON, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY LITTLE SUNNY! -Red Runner (You two aren't friends)
Don’t worry, We couldn’t touch her if we wanted to… ;)
Anonymous asked: Wait for me! *Follows the orb* -Sunny Days
*The orb leads a winding path through the forrest. The terrain becomes increasingly difficult to cover. One final step and the ground gives way, leaving the little filly neck deep in a mire.*
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
*The orb vanishes with a slight pop, leaving the filly in pitch darkness.*
the-shady-bacon asked: Can I keep the bits?
We suppose you did technically complete your end of the bargain (even if you ruined Our plans), so it would be in poor form for an Empress to violate Her agreement.
In related news, We just fiddled the numbers in your bank’s computers around (where would an incorporeal pony get bits anyway?). If anypony notices and blames you, be sure to tell them “Nightmare Moon did it!” That’s totally a believable excuse ;)
stilllunaanswers asked: ...You are SUCH a stalker now, you know that...?
Don’t you wish it was like how it was before? We were so powerful together, so strong, so beautiful. Everypony looked upon us with the awe that Our night should have always inspired.
Anonymous asked: Weally? *sniff* You can take me to my mommy? Who are you? *Sniff* You're weally pwetty. -Sunny Days
I’m a spirit pony guide. I know the safe way through the forest. You can trust me. Follow me!
*A glowing orb appears where the pony shadow once stood. It starts to slowly move away.*
the-shady-bacon asked: Huh, you're not so bad, afterall are you?
Yes, yes, We are wonderful, glorious, All Hail Nightmare Moon, etc.
Why did you charge Gilda shipping now, hmm?
shadowboltanswers-deactivated20 asked: Greetings, your majesty *bows down*
Umm…. We must admit confusion. What are you doing running around all free willed, and not back in your box?
stilllunaanswers asked: ...Just what are you planning with Gilda, exactly...?
She was supposed to think the element of loyalty wanted to be friends with her again. She was to fly with all haste to Ponyville, but when her former friend disclaimed any knowledge of the gift, and continued to act in animosity, she would be sure to fly into a rage. An enraged griffon would quickly rid Us of the current holder of the element of loyalty (and possibly of the holder of the element of laughter).
When the elements are gone, We will be one again. WE MUST BE.
But you could take Us back before then… LUNAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
mythic-swirl asked: O.O Umm..... erm... I mean.... I might have a very realistic manikin you could use.... not sure if you would like it though... ya... or do you need a more... alive host?
No, no, We require a LIVING puppet…
If anypony wishes to volunteer, We can promise the required lobotomy will not be unnecessarily painful.