Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Jul 18

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: This is.... Unexpected.... Well, you have a body.... Congratulations! You are now mortal. Oh, and you want to know the fun part? *Holds up fore hoof, the glowing chain connects the two* Yeah.... The spell isn't meant to be used on Mortals, so it looks like there was a side effect... We are stuck like this till the spell fades, And i believe that harm which befalls one of us befalls the other as well... Remember, you're mortal now, so that's bad.... But I think I can fix this....

Now you are DEFINITELY on bother territory. We should really, REALLY fix this soon. That oath is still binding even if We’re temporarily mortal.

Break the chain before the kindly ones arrive, and We will do Our best to convince them not to obliterate you. They may be beyond even gods, but they still might listen to reason…

imlyingtoyou asked: Man, I love the night. I like listening to the owls and the crickets and catching the fireflies. Nope there's nothing wrong with an everlasting eternal darkness. And, I uhh... I don't associate with Celestia... so yeah there's no reason you'd have to punish me for anything when you reclaim your rightful place of the throne... right?

Of course there will be no punishment for anypony who truly loves and adores the night! In fact, if you show initiative, cunning, and that ‘certain something’, those who love the night now may even gain a position of power and prestige when Our inevitable reign arrives.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Nightmare Moon.... Arcel.... I have a.... Propostition for you... *Notices the chain* So... The dragon actually helped you? Huh... *Intones a minor incantation, repairing the damaged chain* Now then, my propostition.... As I have recieved your word that you will not harm Luna, I am willing to consider releasing you and providing you with a host.... In exchange for three services; to be specified when I see fit, and your word that no harm shall come to me through you; either directly or indirectly, until the third service is complete, Or until one year has passed, whichever comes first.

We will not accept your offer. We will free Ourselves on Our own.

You are coming dangerously close to being a bother…

stilllunaanswers asked: ... There wasn't a better looking host?

This was the best Our servants could provide on such short notice. Besides, nopony could ever be as lovely as you, Luna.

THIS INTERACTION WAS INITIATED BY LUNA AND IS ENTIRELY CONSENSUAL.

mythic-swirl asked: Of course.... *slight shudders, uses clones to make sure the body is ready and the shield spells are ready to allow you to take over the body safely* All is clear and ready, and I am ready to transfer the anchor spell as well to the body, remember, you won't be able to leave it till you undo the anchor spell... and I wouldn't recomend you try to leave before then, could perminantly damage the body.

AND ONCE MORE, THE GREAT NIGHTMARE MOON WALKS EQUESTRIA. TREMBLE, PONIES, FOR THE NIGHT THAT LASTS FOREVER MOVES EVER CLOSER!

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Hmm, while We anticipated some measure of our power might show in Our new host, this is a little more… blatant than We had hoped.

mythic-swirl asked: Well that fai- *eyes flash, update from another clone*... oh dear... seems the one who sealed you hear is now trying to get the elements of Harmony to rail agenst you again... time for plan B yet?

Yes, it is time for that. We had hoped to have this accursed chain broken before we took physical shape again, but we cannot delay our plans any longer.

As for the sorcerer, the oath he swore to Us will shackle him the same as he has chained Us. The kindly ones will feed his entrails to serpents if he dares to interfere.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Acceptable. *Removes the light* You WILL remain chained, however, as I said. Oh, and for the record? I have made a deal with Nyarlothotep.... I AM able to control the power of the neighcronomicon... I'm still looking for a loophole to get out of my end of the bargain, however. Goodnight! oh that was a good one... *leaves*

Goodnight to you too. And be sure to be extra careful with what you consider a loophole. We’ve heard the kindly ones tend to look ESPECIALLY badly on sorcerers who break oaths with gods ;)

*She toys absentmindedly at a Spike-weakened link in her chains.*

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: HAHAHA!!!! Do you honestly think I would dare oppose an Alicorn without proper Insurance?! In case you weren't paying attention, I use ZEBRA Neighcromancy.... I have it, Nightmare.... The Legendary book of the Mad Zebra Alhayzred... The Neighcronomicon.... This book has cowed elder gods..... It will cow you....

As amusing as it would be to watch your mind shatter at the hands of incomprehensible forces as you experience over and over every death it is possible for a pony to experience for all eternity, Luna might be hurt by the forces your foalishness would unleash.

We will agree to not initiate contact with Princess Luna in the future without her consent. You will remove your sunlight curse and agree to never bother Us again. Acceptable?

mythic-swirl asked: Well said, and back to you type since you have your ask button off, forcing her to change would make you just as bad as her, no matter what your justifications are, it simply isn't right! Oh, and Nightmare Moon, I have done what you asked me to and am waiting for a response from the dragon as we speak. *this is a illusionary double present atm*

Good, good……..

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: What I want is unimportant. What matters is what you choose. No matter what, I will not free you. But, If you give your word that you will LEAVE. LUNA. ALONE... Then I will remove the burning light of the sun that I have placed within you. Else, I shall be forced to superimpose your innocene over your soul. Oh, and to the foalish pony that thinks I cannot force the change? I do have that book of Necromancy, and I've been dying to tear a soul apart... Perhaps NMM's will do?

Neighcromancy? Is that all? Whew, We were actually worried for a second there.

Here’s a little secret. As any aspiring neighcromancer should know, ponies have a five-part soul, and neighcromany works by separating these parts and using the trauma of separation to manipulate them individually. But alicorns (and other gods and, as what should rightfully be part of an alicorn, ME) have a six-part soul. A mere mortal pony with a mere five-part soul could never even comprehend a divine soul, much less succeed in any attempt to break it.

So while you can bind Us, and even humiliate Us with this stupid glow, you cannot tamper with Our being.