Really, is THIS the best Celestia could do? The current holder of the Element of Kindness (the one known as Fluttershy) is so entirely and completely USELESS as to defy words. Her special talent is caring for animals.
Let Us allow that to sink in. Caring. For small. Animals.
THIS is the sort of pony that Our sister’s overly soft rule has allowed to emerge. While We can see that perhaps caring for small animals may have some domestic use, but as a champion? One who is to face perilous dangers in the name of the sun-hag? Our mirth is matched only by Our disgust.
To make matters even worse, as far as cowardice is concerned this pony seems go beyond even what her talents would suggest. Once, observing her in secret, We watched as she literally panicked and fled at the sight of her own shadow! Yes, We would never have believed it had we not witnessed it for Ourselves. That is the stuff of vaudeville comedy, not champions.
The sole redeeming point this pony possesses is an unusual power We have noticed her employ on occasions when her life, or that of her friends, is threatened. The power seems to be some kind of fear gaze, which she uses as a defence mechanism against the various predatory animals she encounters while caring for her pathetic charges. We would advise any who seek to aid us by eliminating her to simply wear a pair of mirrored sunglasses.
Oh, and don’t worry about her flying away. She flies so poorly even an earth pony should be able to catch her.
Cower, followers of the sun! We have, in the brief time since We learned to operate this machine, have gained twenty followers!
In honour of this occasion we shall be posting Our observations of Our enemy’s greatest slaves, the holders of the Elements of Harmony, paying special attention to their various personality faults and weaknesses.
We shall be posting them in order from least dangerous to most dangerous, in case anypony feels the urge to solve Our problem for Us (hint hint).
rainbowdash-answers asked: Hey Nighmare Fool how did a little Way Gather beat you without using the "Elements of Harmony"?
It is Our separation from Luna that defeated Us, not some cheap sorcerer! With Luna’s innate magic fuelled by Our eternal burning hatred, none but the Elements forged by Galaxior Himself could dare oppose Us!
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Just the Doctor. By the way, the one called Pinkie gets her fourth wall powers from blue balloons.
Blue balloons, hmm?
We must add another target to the list then! The Equestrian Rubber Corporation will rue the day they dared supply the enemies of the beautiful Queen Nightmare Moon!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
mythic-swirl asked: H-hey NM, how are you enjoying yourself now that your... well... free I guess would be the right word... ?
It is, We suppose, better than being trapped in the moon. We still ache with separation from Our beloved Luna. The new host has dulled the pain somewhat, but it is still present.
Anonymous asked: Do you think your sister is agrees that you are the rightfull queen? I do, since she still hasn't claimed that title for herself.
In addition to her various other failings, Celestia is a coward. She is too afraid of responsibility to give up her childish ways and take the title of Queen of Equestria! As princess, she gets all the admiration and all the power of royalty, with none of the accountability of a queen.
Anonymous asked: How was it like up there on the moon, how was it to be trapped for 1000 years. Did you always think of revenge?
The time We spent on the moon was… vague. Like sitting at the edge of waking, half conscious and half not.
If We HAD been fully awake, We would have spent Our time inscribing HATE over and over across the surface of the moon, to fully express what We feel towards Our dear sister.
Anonymous asked: How come gods these days are so weak? I remember the times when we threw galaxies, black holes and sometimes even superclusters around, but young gods these days seem to have trouble moving a single star. *sigh* I miss the chaos.
Such questions are outside Our portfolio. We suggest you direct them to galaxiour.tumblr.com.
Anonymous asked: Well, why are you better than Celestia?
We would be here all night if We attempted to list ALL of the reasons, but consider this: when We escaped from Our imprisonment, did you see Celestia doing anything to stop Us? If it hadn’t been for those meddlesome foals, We would surely have succeeded!
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Pinkie Gets her power through manipulation of something called the fourth wall.... And the brown one is the Doctor.... He's a Time Lord. Don't mess with him, he will end us.
The doctor? Doctor who?