Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Jul 20

trollestiaanswers-blog-blog asked: I HAS JIOEND IN UR DRUNKDENESS

the fun juice… it'z a trap!

and celestia has fallen for it! *blarhg* and so have i…

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Are you drunk? I see... May I join you? I have Mojitos.

sure, comeon in!

*She vomits on type’s hooves, then falls over*

we think we just want to lie down now…

Anonymous asked: My Dear I need to offer you an apology, I had rejected you from the start as a creation of my daughter's sorrow. However, this show of emotion, demonstrates that there must be at least some of my Daughter in you and I could never reject any part of my children. Luna's night is far from unappreciated and we both know that. -Galaxiour

WE DONT WANT YOUR CHARITY!

once our plans are complete even you will have to respected us!

oooooo i think i had too much of this stuff…

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Have you heard of Nightclubs? Plenty of people stay up during your night, and sleep ALL day. Just, they mostly do it on weekends. Which are more fun, cause during the week, everyone works all day, not plays.

nightclubs? we will have to investigate! uuuooohhh once the floor and ceiling stop fighting….

ask-theroguetrader-deactivated2 asked: Nightmare Moon, Doesn't it get terribly lonely on the moon? I mean, if I were imprisoned for a thousand years, I'd be a pretty depressing drunk. Coupled with the fact you have no friends, or family that even likes you, or anybody in general. Well, I can see why you drink: to forget those memories. You should probably try some Braeburn Brandy, it's smooth, but not too smooth. Tastes good too. General Hoofington, Commanding

dear tyrannical hag celestia,

today we learned that drinking makes the pain go away and makes everything fun!

except when people remind us how much equestria sucks, and how much we have left to fix. then we get sad again…

*BWAAAAA* WHY WONT ANYPONY LOVE US!!!!!!!!????????

WHY????????!!!!!!!!

*snif*your faithful nemesis,

nightmare moon

p.s. go die in a fire!!!!!!!!

Anonymous asked: Did you not notice the thousands of ponies who discovered Astronomy as their special talent? My Luna's night sky may have taken time to be appreciated but she is now. We may have been gone, but Luna and Celestia were never far from our thoughts. -Galaxiour

*snif* but we still aren’t as good as celestia, are we? it’s not FAIR!!!! *starts crying again*

trollestiaanswers-blog-blog asked: What is your greatest ambition? Besides becoming a Princess or becoming one with Luna.

hmmm… force everypony to love luna. or kill yu, and do unspeakable things to your corpse…

trollestiaanswers-blog-blog asked: Do you enjoy the company of the ponies I know? (Pbviously not me, but the ponies I know).

luna is awesome (of course!), that doctor whoever he is is soooo handsome (but he says he’s married :’(, spike’s cool (but not really a pony), and rarity is such a cute little thing (but also your champion, and hence, EVIL).

oh and have you ever met arcel? he’s nice, and soooo adorkable (like a non-evil male twilight!)

your turn!

trollestiaanswers:

ToD ponies? I can at least keep up this way…

oooookkkkkk…. truth!

mythic-swirl asked: *twitchs* .......... o-okay then.... so... h-how goes the r-r-research?

we have learned so far:

this stuff is awesome! whoever granny smith is and whatever whiskey is, it makes things fun. and sad. but mostly fun!