mythic-swirl asked: *reads last post you have posted*... I know you don't.... but I have to ask... do you purposfully try to fluster me?
Not usually. Once or twice, because you were totally just asking for it, but you’re Our friend and We don’t want to hurt your feelings…
the-shady-bacon asked: Would you like you know me? * suggestive eye brow raise* ha, I'm just kidding, mostly. In all seriousness, though; my real question is if you'd like to buy my wares. I have many protections from the sun, that you hat so much! Sun glasses, sun block, sun hats. You name it! Anything you could ever need to protect your self from the sun's harmful rays. Plus, it's a great way to Tell Celestia to shove where the sun don't shine.
Hmm…. We think We’ll take some sunblock.
*She takes a bottle goes through an exaggerated act of putting it on, rubbing it all over herself, all the while staring at Starbuck with half closed eyes. Just as she’s finishing her rub-down, she kicks out with her back hooves, knocking Starbuck over.*
And that, fillies, is how you win an innuendo contest.
Anonymous asked: TRUTH OR DARE!? Unless the "rightful queen" is a coward?
We make it a point not to play games with ponies lacking faces. It’s a good rule, We think.
Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!: The Doctor -
Where do we begin? Doctor… whoever he is, is simply the handsomest stallion We have encountered since Our escape. Between his dashing mane and confident personality, he is truly a first-class colt.
His air of mystery intrigues Us! We have learned the some of the closest held secrets of…
I’m not married, yet. I don’t think so at least. Otherwise I’d say spot on.
We would tell you more, but the woman We heard that fact from warned Us something about spoilers…
Anonymous asked: A trade secret, my dear. A trade secret. - The Doctor
We guessed it would be.
Yes! Let Twilight’s tree taste Our cottony-soft fury!
We have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Definitely no idea, at all!
Anonymous asked: What OC's are you going to list? May I suggest Pinch, Green mane, and Starbuck?
We have never met Pinch, nor Green mane. Starbuck… maybe. We don’t really know him that well either.
dfgjfgmnb asked: Hey, Nightmare Moon! Do you like pie?
We have recently had the opportunity to taste moon pie. We found it to be reasonably delicious.
rarityreplies-blog asked: Is it quite alright if I call you Nyx from now on?
We prefer Nightmare Moon, but if you must…
