Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Jul 24

Anonymous asked: Do you think sunglasses will be renamed "moonglasses" if your evil plot comes to fruition.

Yes. And we fully expect ponies to continue to wear them. A small increase in bumping into things is a small price to pay for looking cool.

mythic-swirl asked: Was Soarin the last of the official stallions you were going to rate?

Yes. Since you and Type have given Us your permission, We will do your ratings next.

((ooc: As soon as I figure out what angle I’m going to take with them…))

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Celestia did not CHOOSE Fluttershy, she is a reincarnation of the element of Kindness...

The Elements of Harmony were originally intended by Galaxiour to be wielded by his daughters. Celestia fears to wield them again, after the last time, so she instigated the entire ‘binding them to mortal ponies’ business.

Admittedly, they do seem to be somewhat safer to use in that form…

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Miss Moon... Do you remember a little filly named Sunny Days? My Godchild?

Sunny Days, Sunny Days….?

Oh, was she that filly in whom We inspired proper fear for Our night?

hirohamadaliveshere-deactivated asked: wouldn't just getting rid of celestia be easier?

Would going up directly against a goddess in her full glory (while We have been stripped of the better part of Our power) be easier?

No.

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: My dear, how are you this evening? -Galaxiour

We are filled with rage and spite. We struggle to suppress sudden urges to shatter the bodies of everypony around Us.

In other words, We are having an ordinary evening.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: I mean, Fluttershy is as innocent as a child! What kind of monster would hurt her? It would be like killing a little filly... Damn Anons....

What sort of monster would make Fluttershy one of her champions, the obvious targets for any of her many enemies?

Celestia, that’s who.

hirohamadaliveshere-deactivated asked: so your the (in)famous nightmare moon i've heard and read about... tell me, what would it take to overthrow celestia?

Break up the Elements of Harmony and make Luna realise how cruel and evil Celestia truly is.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: It was not vengeance. It was justice. They threatened Fluttershy. You don't do that.

*Goes into her plans book, scratches out Typewryter’s name from the list ‘possible team members’ in the section “Operation Kindness Crusher”.*

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Thank you, Miss Moon.... I feel so unclean.... Though I did enjoy the post molestation killing spree I went on...

See? What have We been telling you? Vengeance makes everything better! ;)